Jack, we need to hang out more often together.

Green, Hefe, Jose Especial on ice.

I have a feeling the boys are gonna get in trouble, especially if Grimmy has his way with the local dogs. French bulldogs are much sexier than pugs.

I may have heard a story about someone pissing off a balcony.
The report has neither been confirmed nor denied at this point.

You can take the boys out of Everett...

I heard last night was pretty heavy duty.

I also heard Oxy won a prize.

And the rest of the boys have been real busy.

The girl is away.
Started the day skydiving, picked up a steak and a six-pak of LT Double bag and another of Harpoon Raz UFO on the way home.

I'm fixin' on plopping my ass on the couch and killing all the beers. It's gonna be a good night of TV and nothing but drinking.

Ahhhhh, drunkeness I miss you my old friend.

I see the universe has to balance out the fact that I'm too busy packing to drink this weekend.

Thanks for pickin' up my slack.

ARRRRRGHHH.

4:40am, I've drunk myself sober. Thank god for the painkiller buzz. Booze and Perks...

This place sucks when no one is up. Drat!

Skydiving huh?

That's pretty adventurous, just watch out for the pesky Elder Bush!

Watch out for the Irish Blackthorn they have 2" long shiny spikes.
They are real hard to find though so you're probably safe,
sloe gin and Irish cudgels come from this tree.
A blackthorn sapling makes the best cane, it takes about 20 years to grow a sapling so I'm starting now.
If you are looking for a good investment try gardening,
all the old farts are getting into it.

I almost feel single.

Sitting in front of the TeeVee sucking back Goose Citron and Sodas

I packed a box with three glasses today.
I decided after three days of sobriety, that was cause for celebration.

Wow.
I hope you're feeling OK after all that work... maybe it's time for a cocktail?

Four beers and a G&T.

Still sober but really, I'm just trying to stave off the DTs.

I used to wonder why my hands shook so violently in the morning...

These days, I wake up sweating with a rapid heartbeat. Hands shaking.
The occasional auditory hallucination.
I get to work, and suddenly I'm freezing.

I'm drinking for my health now.

Me too... only my reason is a 21 yr old ex-stripper.
I look forward to work, because I can rest, relax and lick my alcohol induced wounds.

It would have been awful if she'd kept stripping into her early twenties.

Um, you mean he. Trust me, you do.
Killmewithcum is the gay Mecca of the North-East.

This place sucks even when everyone is here posting. Drat!

especially whine-asses like you!

drat!

And fhine asses like you. Drat!

let's just get it over with and pound each other in the pooper.

That's the agenda for Night Number Two™ at The JackFest™...

sorry, i'm real busy.

C'mon, meat me at The Cuff...

A friend and I are taking a trip down memory lane tonight.
One last task before I leave.
Heading to some restaurant/hookah bar that's where our old bar used to be.

But not before taking advantage of the free wine tasting at the wine store next door. Owned by the guy that shut our bar down.

We're drinking for about a hundred tonight.

Have a good time.

I'm only drinking for 3 or 4 tonight.

ANother night a Psycho Suzi's Motor Lounge. If it wasn't for the grease and the booze, or the hot chicks or the atmosphere the place would suck.

Started out at what used to be JD's. A white trash professional drunk kinda place. It's changed names, but I think the same people still go there.
Got a free drink from a creepy old buck-toothed guy.
Go figure.

My old bar next door is now a Greek restaurant.
First time I've stepped foot in the place since July 15, 1995.
It looks a lot different, but it feels the same.

A nice cappuccino hookah to end the night.

Good last memory to have of this town.

Is the rohypnol kicking in yet?

My new gig runs Sunday through Wednesday and keeps me online. Today is a beautiful Spring day. I'm starting early with a nicely aged verte.

Ah, resplendent Spring!

Ah, the illusion of freedom!

Let the birds all sing,

and the bosses stay dumb

and my glass stay full

until I'm sufficiently numb.

Permanently Pickled.
™

Eye openers with Jade VS.

Beer!!!

you stupid bostonians get all the good stuff.

well, cept for garbage men.

speaking of, where the fuck is he?

Haven't heard from him in a while.

That's odd.
Usually when one of our guys goes missing
it's got something or other to do with Pussy.

True --









-- except for Jack

I have. He thinks you're a total fag, BTW.

...™

So that's why he tries to dry hump me all the time.

I'm around. I just haven't posted in like a day or two. I'm real busy and all. And I do think Gheyboy is a total fag. That's why I like to dry hump him. It's not all the time though silly, just in the grocery store check out line.

I, too, am often aroused by the cover of the Weekly World News.

Working on the three different La Valotes. I think Sixer nailed it when he said the Willy Bovet was the best of them.

I agree, but it's still at the bottom of the list of commercial La Bleues.
I prefer Brut, Blanchette or Clandestine to any of the La Valotes.