My sympathy. Some things are better left shrouded in mystery.

No sympathy needed. I meant that. I honestly like visiting the dentist. Thanks though.

I don't go in much for the whole mystery and shrouding and stuff. Too goth.

I have to go back tomorrow.
Apparently the seal from an old cavity is wonky.

I like the dentist, too.
They've even taken to renaming some of their tools upon my suggestion.

You guys must be into M

I tend to prepare myself well for dental visits so I can almost enjoy them -- until they actually start working on me. I did once laugh out loud at what they called a nail-like tool but between the gas, the absinthe and the valium, I don't remember the details.

They've both spent the night in the same room as Liver, more than once.

Started the day off with eye openers made with Brut d'alambic. This day isn't heading in the direction I intended.

The road to Drunk is paved with good intentions.

I'm taking a mental health day.

On to regular Brut d'alambic sans coffee. Those crock-ware bottles are dangerous 'cuz you can't see how much you've consumed or how much is left.

Day?

Yeah, as in "Back in the Day of Queen Victoria". Her day lasted more than a fucking day. Don't make me bring out my angry bitch queen.

???

...=

Looks like Slackjaw b4 headin' out to The Cuff...

Is it safe?

I find the use of "your" instead of "you're" much more offensive than the rest. But that's just me, I guess.

I agree, but you know what,

Not my work and not worth the effort to fix it. And the text was xit anyway.

and that is probably funnier anyhow

Troublette - "Artisanal Belgian Wheat Beer"


Not what it used to be...must be the Artis' anal part...

I'm not so much typpin' as dribblin'.

I can't even answer the phone at work.
"Moozey Teeeeh, dis Hiiiigh," doesn't inspire confidence in clients.

I think they used that crazy Honduran novocain on me again.

Did the dentist administer it with a mirror, razor blade and rolled up bill?

Is that not normal?

Ya know, I really hate posting after my own post, especially if 10 hours or so have passed.

I know y'all are drinkin'.

Spill. Oooh, but not your booze.

In the meantime, I'm going out to my car to get my gin.
It's Shirley Temple Black time.

Or whatever the hell we named it last year (Shirley Temple + Gin).

How do you get Shirley in your glass of gin?

She's really quite small.

And weak.

?

Agreed. I implied there were dumb arses, not that you were one.

I just got a little phone call from eric and Grimmy.
I almost didn't answer it because there were so many damned digits on my caller ID.

I hope the boys are having fun tonight.

I would think one helluva party is underway.

lucky bastards.

and where the hell have you been, tgo?

either you or i have not been here much lately.

i forget.

That's you, CG.





They were having beer and eating Chinese food.
Because I know that after a week being there, eating all that amazing food and drinking wine and absinthe, I'd be craving some Kung Pao Chicken and PBR.

i don't remember -- for which I am grateful.

Please try and not forget to not cum back here.

but who else would you think about whilst you masturbate wildly?

Well, not GTO - that's for sure...

This guy's pretty hot.

You have my gratitude.

I have something to say about butt I've decided to bite my tongue and be a nice guy for once...


Edited: this was in reference to the "hot guy" post, not in reference to GTO - who I have no problem not biting my tongue for.

And so came the fourth horseman...

For Jack it would be easy.

Who the fuck is Gorge*?








* I know who "Jorge" is...

what sick fuck decided to make cheap box wine even cheaper in CGland?

somebody thtat hates mee and you~~~~~~
@

I don't even know what the hell you just said.
Fookin' drunken slut.

your jealous-osity makes you even more of a stupid whore*.

*which make you JUST as much as a sexy coont as kirk, TGO and ghey boy make. maybe\\

I love the drunk bear.

If you like old bald, pretentious, fat fags.
Then we're sexy, YEA!!

Wow, I'm more soberer than you fooks.
Whodathunk?