You look good for your age. 
Full Version: Happy Birthday to the King of Bad Shirts
You look good for your age.
Happy Barfday!
Have a vibrant, florid birthday.
Sorry I'm late...
Happy Happy!
Now bend over and take it like a man.
Happy Happy!
Now bend over and take it like a man.
DAMN MY EYES!!!! 
Happy birthday Impy
Happy Birthday!
Happy belated Shirtday, I mean Birthday.
I fingered that cuz you had such fashion sense, I'd get you a pair of xoes that match...
Thanks Guys!
I got a Hale Hawaii "Land Of Aloha" shirt to torch everyones eyes.
Sorry Jack, I only wear plain black shoes.
I got a Hale Hawaii "Land Of Aloha" shirt to torch everyones eyes.
Sorry Jack, I only wear plain black shoes.
(be late) Happy Happy, uglyshirt chappy!
QUOTE(Xitty Xirtboy @ Apr 24 2006, 07:24 PM)
Sorry Jack, I only wear plain black shoes.
Here you go then:
More to your style, I guess...
You can have this shirt if you'd prefer... 
I'd settle for her unbuttoning it. 
But Jack can have her high heels.
But Jack can have her high heels.
Do you think they're his size?
Kate is about 5'-0" tall, so her foot size may be bigger than Jack's.
Who the fuck is Shaveit?
Ha!
We gotta get those Jackisms™ back...
Um, no.
Shaveit and Xit Xmeared Xirtboy - what's the fascination with Toni Basil?
QUOTE(CelticGent @ Apr 27 2006, 09:41 AM)
I actually snorted a little just now.
me too.
i'm hoping the coke will make me thinner.
i'm hoping the coke will make me thinner.
Sure, butt you'll need a lot of it - better put your house on the market...
QUOTE(Off. Jack Batemaster @ Apr 27 2006, 11:20 AM)
Shaveit and Xit Xmeared Xirtboy - what's the fascination with Toni Basil?
The pom poms.
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