Damn straight! Or are you gay?

Not gay, perky though!

True dat.

With a mustache like that - you must be hoping I am. Is that some kind of hairy bridge over your tunnel of teeth?

Maybe if you answer him a third time you'll come up with something witty.

That's what I like about you, Cros — foolish optimism.

i wishtachrist that i was rich and stupid and hadda lotta timetakil for funny pitchers

One outta three's gotta do ya'.

sure, laugh ya bastid.


ifn i wasn\t cleverer -er and knew i couldnt jam ya w/ a hidepus clown pic down the road, i'd hate ya.

Just keep on typin' and it'll all be worth it in the end.

I really wish I'd saved your sump pump dialogue.
That would be grate fodder for the kids here.

you just love stories about my dirty hole.

for the record:

cheap boxwine and vodka sure make you feel grate the next day.

OK, third times a charm:

And how would you know that?

Please try to limit the size of your images.
Unless you meant to be ironic, that post was self-defeating.

Um, no.

I've decided that the Festivities™ will begin at The Cuff then on to The Eagle.

Should we all wear leather?

No, sailor suits.

In The Navy.

The Jackfest™action figure in authentic color.

Start saving now..

Only if you want to get laid.

Then leather it is!

Nope. ' and ' for the original.

Beth's for food, Jack?

"Beths" sounds grate to me.

Abby's scared Little-Batemaster will strike again?

Wow...that brings back memories.

Meow!

Mrs. B prolly won't be at any of The Festivities. She went through tx and all...

So I've already got 6 bottles pledged for this thing and someone mentioned preban samples.

Looks like it may happen.

Good thing there's plenty of time.

I'd like to beat last year's world record, if possible.

You're probably still enjoying the leftovers.

PTFA!!! Ask anyone who was there Sunday afternoon - we drank almost all of it! 35 liters total, so I finger we'll need about 50 liters this year. Cept this year, we're also gonna have lots of sour beer and Sweet Sweet Brown Ale™...

You could have an absinthe jacuzzi with 50 liters.

How does everyone feel about September instead of July?

Isn't that the rainy season?


Really though, it would be fine except that Abby is talking about a Vegas Louchfest in October. Maybe we can combine them.

If we do the Strip, anytime is good.
If we do Lake Mead (cheaper and more opportunity for death by drowning), it has to be between Oct 4 and Dec 31.

Let's stick to the strip. I'd rather drown in booze.


We could rent a bunch of rooms at the Ceasars or Mandalay for 4 or 5 days and have a real (air-conditioned) blow out.

The past decade or so, the beginning of September is nice and dry.

Used to be that summer started in May and ended in August, now summers don't really get started till the end of June and last until the end of September. Global warming or some xits...

I know everything is within driving distance on the East Coast, but Vegas ain't really that close to Seattle. I'm not sure combining them wood work...

Yeah, and if you're speaking of a simple temporal combo, no way.
I don't want to miss any chance to get out of the desert for a weekend.

January would be better for me.

September in Seattle would be nice.

Not for me, onacuz I'll be in San Francisco.

A flight to Seattle would change that.

True, I'll let you call my work and explain it to them. I'll prolly head up mid July anyway. Cros Fest '06, seein' how many bars up in the lovely Pacific NW will reposes my drink.

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