Satchmo had that covered.
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His other eccentricities included an almost religious devotion to ultra-strength laxatives. He handed out packets of his favorite laxative, “Swiss Kriss,” to his fans and had postcards made up showing him seated on a toilet, smiling, with the caption underneath, “Satchmo Slogan: Leave It All Behind Ya.”