Shit I'm wasted right now
My vote is beer.
Full Version: I'm drunk
Gin wasn't a choice.
So I see you drinking vodka.
So I see you drinking vodka.
I've got you drinking Jager, just to be perverse. I don't know you, so I can take risks with your stomach.
I've got you chugging sperm, onacuz you're Dinky and you love the cock. 
Jeager.
Cause if im drinking the stuff, I'm already hammered.
Cause if im drinking the stuff, I'm already hammered.
Dinky truely does love the cock!
Um, yes.
It's learned behavior, stemming from all those weird frat-boy hazing rituals.
Dinky before he cut off his princely locks.
Dinky's prom date
Here's Dinky taking one for the team. 
... wow.
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