A fun read! Enjoy!

http://money.cnn.com/2003/12/08/news/econo...dex.htm?cnn=yes

Damnit! Everything but the partridge has gone up in price this year!

Yes,fun,but I will never think of than song the same way again.
And when they get to the part about the maids-a-milking,I
will picture one of those automated milking machines.

Thanks for the early holiday humor.

Now that, Lars, is funny.

Bah Humbug!
Stop talking about christmas and get back to work!

Poor little Tiny Tim.Are you going to change your ways
by Christmas and hand out free cooked geese?

After all,It's A Wonderful Life.

Well, ya got the tiny part right.

That's why he's Dinky.

Are we done making your Louchedlounge merchandise yet sir. I'm getting ever so cold and tired. Perhaps you could spare some coal from your stove?

What about some louchedlounge spoons?

LL can farm out piecemeal work to each of us, melting metal on
our hotplates or in our microwaves. We can mold the
spoons from converted Play-Doh factories.

Then we can then carve "louched lounge" in each spoon
with red-hot metal swizzle sticks.

The money raised can be used for absinthe reeducation
programs all over the country.

Real ll spoons,made properly,might actually be nice.

There was serious talk of spoons
like the one that rotates up top.
Went nowhere.

Too bad.That spoon looks very nice.Maybe someday?

I'd hope so.
Maybe I'll do some non-metallic prodding.

Don't think because you haven't heard anything that it's going nowhere.

All good things to those who wait, Clarice.

DG

"It rubs the lotion on its skin,or else it gets the hose again."Jame Gumb,
Silence of the Lambs