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Where else you going to get Burntsinthe™?
LautrecFest™.
Screw that no drinking thing.
I saw my heart today.
From every angle imaginable.
I'm drinkin' tonight.
I saw my heart today.
From every angle imaginable.
I'm drinkin' tonight.
Forget sitting at home.
I'm going to explore.
There are at least a half dozen bars within a mile of my new place.
Time to scope 'em out.
I'm going to explore.
There are at least a half dozen bars within a mile of my new place.
Time to scope 'em out.
Cool. And if you're lucky you'll get to see your liver from every angle imaginable.
I made new friends tonight.
Paul and Jeff and some other bastard.
I picked the best bar.
Scots and Limeys.
I love Vegas.
Paul and Jeff and some other bastard.
I picked the best bar.
Scots and Limeys.
I love Vegas.
Got a call from Bailfest™...
I'm really glad Ghey Boy isn't surfing a sofa with his face ŕ la LeftCoast... the crowd there seems eager for some fulsome arse.
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Circle jerk
A circle jerk usually refers to a group of boys or men masturbating together. The participants may or may not masturbate each other.
Sometimes this may be in the form of a game. Participants may masturbate themselves in a challenge to see who can ejaculate first and be declared the winner. Other times, one is to masturbate his opponent and the one who ejaculates first is instead declared the loser and may have to eat the other's semen.
This sometimes involves a contest to see who can ejaculate first on a piece of bread or biscuit. The last to ejaculate may be forced to eat the semen soaked biscuit, commonly called a "limp biscuit" or, more commonly, a "soggy biscuit". In Australia, the term "soggy sao" is also used, referring to the popular biscuit produced by Arnott's. This is often an urban legend associated with fraternity initiation of pledges. Among adolescents, or men with adolescent sensibilities, there may also be a cash prize for the victor, from a collected "kitty."
An alternate form of this is called a line jerk, where two or more men are standing in a line masturbating each other, either facing one another or not facing one another.
An alternative to a line jerk is called a "reach round", where two men stand in line front to back and the man at the back reaches round to masturbate the other while "grinding" his own erection into the vertical crease of the others buttocks as a prelude or alternative to anal penetration.
A circle jerk usually refers to a group of boys or men masturbating together. The participants may or may not masturbate each other.
Sometimes this may be in the form of a game. Participants may masturbate themselves in a challenge to see who can ejaculate first and be declared the winner. Other times, one is to masturbate his opponent and the one who ejaculates first is instead declared the loser and may have to eat the other's semen.
This sometimes involves a contest to see who can ejaculate first on a piece of bread or biscuit. The last to ejaculate may be forced to eat the semen soaked biscuit, commonly called a "limp biscuit" or, more commonly, a "soggy biscuit". In Australia, the term "soggy sao" is also used, referring to the popular biscuit produced by Arnott's. This is often an urban legend associated with fraternity initiation of pledges. Among adolescents, or men with adolescent sensibilities, there may also be a cash prize for the victor, from a collected "kitty."
An alternate form of this is called a line jerk, where two or more men are standing in a line masturbating each other, either facing one another or not facing one another.
An alternative to a line jerk is called a "reach round", where two men stand in line front to back and the man at the back reaches round to masturbate the other while "grinding" his own erection into the vertical crease of the others buttocks as a prelude or alternative to anal penetration.
I'm really glad Ghey Boy isn't surfing a sofa with his face ŕ la LeftCoast... the crowd there seems eager for some fulsome arse.
QUOTE(Grim @ May 13 2006, 04:15 AM)
Got a call from Bailfest™...I'm really glad Ghey Boy isn't surfing a sofa with his face ŕ la LeftCoast... the crowd there seems eager for some fulsome arse.
Since when has a "LoucheFisting™", I mean LoucheFest™ not eagerly searched for some hot arse action?
I have a alcoholic playdate tonight with a local drunkard.
Going to explore more bars in my hood.
I was so damned worried about finding drinking buddies in this town and finding a cool bar. I've been here 6 days and no problems.
Going to explore more bars in my hood.
I was so damned worried about finding drinking buddies in this town and finding a cool bar. I've been here 6 days and no problems.
Duh, you're a chick.
Something old in honor of a guest.
Eric drunk dialing The Green One.
I'm pretty sure I told eric to punch you in the crotch.
I don't suppose he honored my wishes, did he?
I don't suppose he honored my wishes, did he?
The beauty of Vegas:
I left last night with $100.
I spent at least $50 buying drinks.
I came home with $80.
Video poker paid for my bar tab.
The missing $20 can be accounted for in tips.
I left last night with $100.
I spent at least $50 buying drinks.
I came home with $80.
Video poker paid for my bar tab.
The missing $20 can be accounted for in tips.
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ May 14 2006, 12:17 PM)
I'm pretty sure I told eric to punch you in the crotch.
I don't suppose he honored my wishes, did he?
I don't suppose he honored my wishes, did he?
We were too busy drinking that Black Jellybean Tasting Xit.
Well he gets a crotch-punch for fucking up that simple request.
I just randomly found an old friend of mine online. After about six years.
And I emailed him, asking him how life was these days.
He just responded and he sounds suicidal.
As in, he stated, "You should forget you ever knew me. I'm lost now and don't know if I should be found."
Well, that, and he said, "I really just want to die. I don't care anymore."
And this isn't your typical overly dramatic person. He was a happy, motivated, organized cat when I knew him. With a great band. Kick-ass songwriter.
I gotta make a trip to Mexico and kick his ass. Any SoCal people (DG?) wanna come with me for safety/company?
And I emailed him, asking him how life was these days.
He just responded and he sounds suicidal.
As in, he stated, "You should forget you ever knew me. I'm lost now and don't know if I should be found."
Well, that, and he said, "I really just want to die. I don't care anymore."
And this isn't your typical overly dramatic person. He was a happy, motivated, organized cat when I knew him. With a great band. Kick-ass songwriter.
I gotta make a trip to Mexico and kick his ass. Any SoCal people (DG?) wanna come with me for safety/company?
make sure courtney doesn't find out or this guy could be married by the weekend.
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QUOTE(TheGreenOne @ May 16 2006, 08:50 AM)
I've had a few sober days, so I'm having fun tonight.
I bought a webcam so the busty redhead and I can still have cocktail parties.
I'm drinking Stella tonight, because every low-brow Brit I know drinks this xit.
By the time I got to my fifth, I was enjoying it immensely.
I need to get some absinthe before I sober up and remember that I'm trying to be fiscally responsible.
I bought a webcam so the busty redhead and I can still have cocktail parties.
I'm drinking Stella tonight, because every low-brow Brit I know drinks this xit.
By the time I got to my fifth, I was enjoying it immensely.
I need to get some absinthe before I sober up and remember that I'm trying to be fiscally responsible.
Finished the Stella and onto a Pontarlier.
Everyday is like Friday now.
Everyday is like Friday now.
Christ, you people sleep too much.
I'm going to my new bar.
Which never closes
And I'm going in my jammies.
I'm going to my new bar.
Which never closes
And I'm going in my jammies.
drunk chicks on webcams make me wet
wet chicks on webcams make me drunk
drunk bearded guys watching wet chicks on webcams make me wet
You're all wet.
that makes me wet
i'm only moist now.
that makes me dry
why ask why?
I'm dry.
Just for today, mind you.
I gots me some more booze on the way.
Just for today, mind you.
I gots me some more booze on the way.
I'm pouring an extra glass for you. course I'll have to drink it for you too...
Thanks, but I drank enough for everyone last night.
New rule: Abby is not allowed out without a chaperone from now on.
New rule: Abby is not allowed out without a chaperone from now on.
Finishing my first liter of coffee.
I have completely reverted to my natural sleep/wake cycle,
which is set for around 4 a.m./1 p.m.
Getting ready to split town yet again,
this time for work,
although I've managed to sandwich in
some play time with Slate and a girlfriend.
I have completely reverted to my natural sleep/wake cycle,
which is set for around 4 a.m./1 p.m.
Getting ready to split town yet again,
this time for work,
although I've managed to sandwich in
some play time with Slate and a girlfriend.
Give that man a big hug for me, please.
It's kind of a blur, but I think I'm supposed to go to a pool party today with a bunch of Brits.
Do they make sunglasses dark enough to handle that?
Do they make sunglasses dark enough to handle that?
What, so you don't have to look at Brits?
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ May 20 2006, 05:57 AM)
is not allowed out without a chaperone from now on.
Talk about too little too late.
There's got to be a good story there if she can remember. . .
Lush Life Verte tonight after a busy day.
Lush Life Verte tonight after a busy day.
They weren't nearly as blindingly pale as I thought they'd all be.
Those people drink.
What I thought was just going to be an afternoon ended up with me waking up on the floor next to someone's feet at 5 am.
These people, incidentally, put the Lounge Sharpie tradition to shame. I've seen photos. ~Y~ and Vibe got off easy.
I really need to pace myself. I've only been here two weeks.
Those people drink.
What I thought was just going to be an afternoon ended up with me waking up on the floor next to someone's feet at 5 am.
These people, incidentally, put the Lounge Sharpie tradition to shame. I've seen photos. ~Y~ and Vibe got off easy.
I really need to pace myself. I've only been here two weeks.
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ May 21 2006, 10:18 AM)
What I thought was just going to be an afternoon ended up with me waking up on the floor next to someone's feet at 5 am.
Sounds like one of your normal Saturday nights.
The way it ended, sure.
The way it started, well, what happens in Vegas...
The way it started, well, what happens in Vegas...
I hate Vegas.
It can stay there.
It can stay there.
You haven't seen MY Vegas.
Even you would like it.
Even you would like it.
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