Because that's who I am.
Those who've met me in the
Real Life will vouch.
It's pretty much all out there,
all the time. I decided to not be
any different online long ago. The stories
about the 'hood, drinking episodes,
work, all that shit is 95+% true.
So, what I'm going through now
should be no different, that would
be hypocritical, to my way of looking
at things.

Cheers, my friend! You are a gem in a world of shit.

A slightly polished turd in the septic tank mebbe.

Hell man, what you’re doing is a very brave and difficult thing. You couldn’t hide it, by the way, if you tried. If putting it all out there helps keep you focused and true to yourself, then I say: bring it on.
At least you got this collection of loonies on your side.

And this guy...

Just don't start tellin' us about your al dente noodle problems...

Al Dente? Isn't he the guy who owns the pizza place down the street?

Don't forget Abe

Did'nt That Guy have a starring role in Planet of the Apes?

Pasta is done when you fling it at the wall and it sticks.

I'm done when I throw my sock against the wall and it sticks.

C.A

Touching cat ass hastens the process.

from what i've read on the rest stop bathroom walls, you don't need any hastening.

I never forget Abe. NEVER.

it's really too bad his agent doesn't share the same feelings.