A free trip is lookin' betterer
with those places on the stop
list.

If'n I don't have to wait
whilst some fuck gets a
haircut, it's a big +.

Guess you ain't used to that. Just be glad it wasn't me that was gettin' the haircut...mine take up a full day...

I appear to be heading back
to the scene of my memorable
beating of 2 years ago.

Anyone need a roomie/wanna
lend floor space?

I think Wogger is looking for a roomie.

Doubt it, I don't cross dress.

You just keep telling yourself that's the reason.

Like everyone doesn't already know.

You couldn't even fill out Abby's prom dress as well as Balz did.

Now DG on the other hand...

Or Jack:

DG wears pink better than you.
He must be a Spring.

We're up to $250 on the Foreign Exchange fund...with a new twist:

For every $20 donation, you will get a "raffle ticket" that will be put in a hat. One ticket will drawn from the at JackFest NoOne™. The winning ticket will receive a non-burnt™ 750ml bottle of something. PM me for details. US residents only.

Those who have already donated are eligible for the drawing.

Do booze donations count?

(non-burnt™ of course)

I, despite the probability of badd fuckin' flashbacks, apparently will be attending.
And roomin' w/the garbageman from Beantown.

What about Peeps?

She gots learnin' to do.

I actually wanted to room with Peeps
but had to settle for the Liver.

He's tidier anyway.

I shed like a Siamese. You be 'splaining why all of your belongings are covered with long, crimson hairs for months to come.

Update on the drawing:

$685 and sum change!I've also been informed that Michael Waltz will be donating one of his artist proof copies of his published book to this drawing. Just $20 for a ticket...

Any more non-liquid donations will also go to the drawing...

I think I could find something laying around to throw in.

Wow! Thank you.

I think I can scratch up a spoon and my last 2 grilles.

I was hoping for a silver cock ring, butt those'll work...

You should've hung on to the first one.

you can have the lint from my empty pockets, if that will help!

I got some of that too!

C'mon fucks! Be creative...CeeGee how 'bout a signed photocopy of your ass? Prol - how 'bout shaving off your mustache and donating it?

I "lost" it somewhere...

Maybe the photocopy of CeeGee's ass will reveal it's location.

how about some small red hairs.

you guys can finger out which part of my body they came from.

We'll take 'em...back'em...

With duct tape.

Or a rubber...

Got another donation and paid for a plane ticket...we're at $265...

Hot diggity damn!

I like the avatar!

Thanks to everyone who
gave up the shekels to
get me back to Seattle.

My goal this time around
is to REMEMBER 80% of
what happens.

Butty seriously, thank
you all very much.

No, the goal is to get you analy raped in Seattle...

Hence the term, "I'd pay to see that!"

I've just added another item to the Raffle Drawing...a Wormwood Society Bib. Now you too can look like a Jaded Prol in The Count's costume...

Ha!

And it ain't rape if I
relax, enjoy it and
get a couple free
drinkz out of it.

'"Member" that "part" about '"member"ing 80%? Sounds like an Um, no already...

No, seriously, it will be more enjoyable for him every minute if he knows he will later be able to regale me with all that I am missing.

Then he better not be givin' away rapage at the cost of a few drinks...he'll suffer from alcohol poisoning the fist night...

Why does that sound familiar?