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lysistrata
Christmas time is here, by golly,
Disapproval would be folly.
Deck the halls with hunks of holly,
Fill the cup and don't say when. Drunk.sml

Kill the turkeys, ducks and chickens,
Mix the punch, drag out the Dickens.
Even though the prospect sickens,
Brother, here we go again.

On Christmas Day you can't get sore,
Your fellow man you must adore.
There's time to rob him all the more
The other three hundred and sixty-four.

Relations, sparing no expense, 'll
Send some useless old utensil,
Or a matching pen and pencil.
("Just the thing I need, how nice!")

It doesn't matter how sincere it is,
Nor how heart felt the spirit,
Sentiment will not endear it,
What's important is the price.

Hark, the Herald Tribune sings,
Advertising wondrous things.
God rest ye merry merchants, nopity.gif
May ye make the Yuletide pay.
Angels we have heard on high,
Tell us to go out and buy!

So, let the raucous sleighbells jingle,
Hail our dear old friend Kris Kringle,
Driving his reindeer across the sky.
Don't stand underneath when they fly by.
Felis Catus
Bravo,Lysistrata! I think you should set it to music and sing door
to door on christmas eve!

I'm glad I'm a Pagan-just dance around a cauldron decorated
with holly,get drunk on homeade plum wine,thank the Powers
That Be for the season of Death SKULLE02.gif in which lies the bud of Life laugher.gif ,
and feast without guilt!(Guilt is not a recognised Pagan emotion.) wave.gif


Cheers! Drunk.sml yelclap.gif
lysistrata
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 8 2003, 08:53 PM)
Bravo,Lysistrata! I think you should set it to music and sing door
to door on christmas eve!

  I'm glad I'm a Pagan-emotion.) wave.gif



It IS set to music, Felis; have you NEVER heard of Tom Lehrer?? Oh you are a pagan indeed! The man is one of the most brilliant musical satirists ever to tinkle a piano. Check out "Poisoning Pigeons in the Park", "The Old Drug Dealer" or "The Masochism Tango". Amazon has some mp3 samples if you do a search in music.
Felis Catus
I have heard of Poisoning Pigeons in the Park.My dad loves
that song;I think he sang it to me when I was a child.
I thought the christmas carol was your own work.I suppose
I have blasphemed.But what is stopping you from singing
it door to door anyway?Copywrite laws? wink.gif
CelticGent
QUOTE(lysistrata @ Dec 9 2003, 02:18 PM)
The man is one of the most brilliant musical satirists ever to tinkle a piano.

i'm more of a John Valby and Bob Rivers type of guy.


low-motherfucking-brow.


15 yr. old minded humor.


like i have to explain it to you people.....
lysistrata
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 9 2003, 12:26 PM)
I thought the christmas carol was your own work.

That's why the title of this thread is "A CHRISTMAS CAROL by Tom Lehrer". Because I wrote it. Right.
:PTFA:
Felis Catus
I apologize for my lack of attention. basher.gif
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