In all seriousness though...

This place is different because of the fact that if you are just a spectator/lurker it is hard to understand WTF half of the posts on here even mean. This is a good thing though. I haven't seen this type of closeness (not that kind Jack) in any other boards. This, strangely, is what sets this board apart from most boards that I frequent. This place has personality!!!

I remember when I was lurking for a few months, it took a while to get a grasp of everyones personalities then I got the courage to post. I encourage all of the lurkers out there to join in. Once you do, you will see what a cool place of place this really is.

But don't forget to:

:PTFA:

some of haven't gotten a grasp on our own personalities.

Some of us have more than one.

Some of us have none.

Some of us are fragmented...

...and this little piggy went wee wee wee all the way home.

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SPLAT!

I knew these responses would prove my point. Actually i think we all get our personalities from all of the THUJ0NE!!!

Kids don't try this at home.

I think you are all jealous because the "voices" only talk to me.

DG

I often try to get a grasp on myself but when I do it in public I get in trouble. Why is that??

Information,if you can decipher it from the general madness.
I can hear the voices in your heads;they are interfering
with my own "reception". Fun at all hours ,
even if you get a few bruises in the process.
Yeah- :PTFA:

C.A

P.S The Weekly World News recommends aluminum foil hats
to block out "messages."

Gimpy's way ahead of them on that one.

Does my aluminum foil jimmy hat count?

Sure.Style that aluminum foil to suit your taste.And you can also cover
your windows with it to keep "visitors" from spying and "transporting"
you.

Spying, bad. Transporting, good! Especially when they take me to the mother ship and all the hot alien babes have their way with me! It's kinda like the Castle Anthrax, but different.

More likely you'll have metallic probes in all your orifices.

For free?
That'd be nice for a change.

What is the alien fascination with the human butt?With all the
probing they've done,they should have learned plenty by now.
Maybe they do'nt have butts in Alpha Centari.

Green Meanie-You are a sick individual.

If you want free metal probing,go to county hospital and say you have no insurance.

Aqua Man! Shake that money maker baby!

http://robin.barandflophouse.com/pix/sgboard/aquaman.gif

Says to self: Oh man, am I gonna regret posting this.

*ahem* From what I've read, the human rectal tissue is one of the fastest healing tissues in the human body ... you'll also notice that in cattle mutilations, the rectal area is also removed. The theory is that most alien implants are in the rectal area, because the area heals faster.

Gentlemen, ladies .... fire when ready.

DG

The aliens are leathermen, from the planet Cuff.

We humans are continually fascinated by our asses so you can't blame aliens. You see any other creatures with butts like ours?

Not to mention

But, the 'messages' are the only things that keep me company all day. . .




Mmmm, messages. . . /drool

Huh.
This thread is sure progressing in an interesting direction.

i agree.

as long as you replace the words "progressing" and "interesting" with "degenerating" and "fucking retarded".

DG-I see you are a frequent flyer at WWW.Or you have watched
too many X Files episodes like I have.CG-"Are we not men,we are
Devo."

Come here and sit in my lap
FTCA.

I've tried. I really have. But I genuinely can't figure out what this means.

Frequent flyer at WWW:Frequent reader of Weekly World News,a
tabloid frequently featuring stories about aliens.

"Are we not men,we are Devo." Quote from song by Devo.
Devo-80's band whose philosophy was that the human race is de-evolving,
rather than evolving.Pertinence to this topic-Celtic Gents's comment
that this topic is degenerating.

I will attempt to explain my ideas more clearly in the future,
without the use of abbreviations or references to possibly
obscure material,unless explaining the meaning of my references
first.

Sarcastic content of this post on a scale from 1-10,10 being highest-4.

LL

Are you wearing spiked S&M pants? I need to know before
accepting the invitation.I would prefer a non-spiked lap.



F.T.C.A

Maybe the planet Cuff is the planet some believe exists beyond
Pluto.I am sure the aliens there have butts.And they change
colors depending on the mood of the butt's owner,like a mood ring.

Don't do that, Cat Ass.
If you have to explain, it wasn't
worth saying.
Keep your shwerve on.

No,.........Planet Cuff orbits Uranus.

I saw a cartoon that explained the whole alien thing...

It showed an alien bar like in starwars, the frame moves to the bathroom, then into a stall where an alien sits... (sidenote: there are glory holes in the bathroom) on the stall wall there is alien graffiti. A translation pops up on the bottom of the screen 'For a good time goto the 3rd planet from the Sun, Sol System'

I wish I could find a copy, it was pretty cool...

On a serious note, I'd really like to believe in aliens.

I've never seen one, but it would be kinda cool to see a UFO.

DG

I would also like to see an extraterrestrial space ship.

If the beings decide to land ,with hope they will be benign E.T-
like beings rather than The Thing variety.

"Abductees" have described the use of metal instruments
as probes used in medical examinations.Surely beings capable
of long space flight would have more advanced technology.

More advanced medical technology already exists on Earth.

I believe life exists on other planets. However, based on usually
vague reports of UFO sitings and reports from "abductees",
I am not convinced extraterrestrial life forms have visited Earth.

As far as my use of quotes,I am quoting people who
have been interviewed and claim to be abductees.

Yeah,seeing a UFO would be cool,but there is no guarantee the
inhabitants would be as cool.

i have never wanted to be an astronaut or believed in aliens or wanted them to exist.

there is enough weird shit here without science fiction coming true.

christ, they're still finding sea creatures they never knew existed.

i have never understood why people don't fix the problems here before trying to chase after aliens on space shuttles.

of course, i'd rather drink booze and sit in a chair than go mountain climbing, so that might explain my lack of interest as well.......

FTCA,
I'm ready for a probing.

I'm sure they would have the technology, but did it ever cross your mind that aliens enjoy anal probing?

I'm not trying to fix anything in the universe other than what is
on this planet,but I still believe there is intelligent life on other
planets.I'm not chasing after it,but if it comes here I'll hide
behind a rock and give a reluctant wave.Yeah, those deep
sea creatures are fascinating.I am all for scientists coming
up with vehicles that can go even deeper than they do now.

LL and JB-There is no telling what makes our alien friends
happy-it sounds like you will both be first in line when
the landing happens.

As I said before,if you really have a hankerin' for metal
probes,claim to be po folk and visit your local county hospital.
Not only are the exams free,but the probes are cold
and hurt like hell

You have to love those unsupervised med students.



Grrrrrooooowwwwwl Hiiiiiiiiissssssss F.T.C.A

i know it's hard to believe, but there is some intelligent life HERE.

i mean, it's few and far between, but it would probably cost less to look for it here than sending things into outer space.

but that wouldn't make for interesting movies.


my favorite "alien" movie is Mars Attacks.

fucking hysterical.

oh, i forgot to ask:

what exactly do YOU want to DO if you find the "intelligent life"?

i mean let's say you decide NOT to save money on rocket fuel and just drive down to a local mensa meeting.

let's say you actually FIND the "intelligent life".

then what?

i'll tell you what you SHOULDN'T do -

don't play scrabble with those fuckers. cause guess what! you bet your sweet ass they'll bust out words like Xyandrpznople and you won't know that it's actually NOT a fucking proper noun, it's the fucking town they grew UP in, but YOU won't fucking know that, WILL you? and there's really NO way to check. You'll end up losing HUGE on points.

mark my fucking words, missy.

"We live on a hunk of rock and metal that circles a humdrum star that is one of 400 billion other stars that make up the Milky Way Galaxy which is one of billions of other galaxies which make up a universe which may be one of a very large number, perhaps an infinite number, of other universes. That is a perspective on human life and our culture that is well worth pondering." - Carl Sagan

And I'm still King Shit.

I'd never tasted one, but it would be kinda cool to taste a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Wow ... and I thought I was random.

DG