Love and kisses, all.

Here's lookin' at ya...

Asshole...

Purple pucker fucker.

No, that's s-p-e-l-l-e-d TAZ.

Thankfully gone and damn
near forgotten.

Made his new bed at the WS, sew it seams.

Says xit like, "Neato-keen!"

Gosh, what a loss for here.

He was pretty much ok in person.
Which made his online assholedom
that much worse, which was one
of my points about him.

nah it's worse not meeting him.

at least you know he's entirely the spazz ass he appears.

i don't have that luxury of nostalgia to make his posts more interestinger.

Providing no "Glued to the monitor" option is a little disingenuous, ain't it?

HA!

butt, no fair, peeps....

we can tell by the lack of votes in option 2 that you haven't voted yet...

I accidentally hit the "View" button.
I'm a waste today.
Just grabbed the wrong bottle
and tried to clean the keyboard with depilatory cream.

hey, can i borrow some of that cream?

my razor started sobbing when he heard the news.

How is one to watch titties jiggle with one's eyes closed?

The question wasn's specific enough for me.
What night is it?
Who's my partner?
Do I have a partner?
How drunk am I?

Wax it, CG. You don't want the cream there.

exactly WHY my wife had her eyes sewn shut.


abby - OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Yeah, no shit.
How fast is my Internet connection?
What time of the day is it?
Is this the first time today?
What kind of mood am I in?
Is anyone wearing a blindfold?
Is my neighbor outside in his kilt?

always with the seduction, Mrs. Robinson.

i loves the sexy talk.

I think a better question is "Are woemen or men more visually stimulated during sex"?

My inclination is to beleive that men are more visually stimulated and therefore more likely to keep their eyes open.

Where am I?
Is this, technically speaking, legal in my state?
Am I wary of passers-by?

are the roofies gonna wear off soon?

is it disrespectful to look a priest directly in the eyes?

do these contact lenses make me look fat?

Bwa-ha!

I always look him in the eye when I'm asking him to remind of his name.
I feel it's only polite.

that's why i just call them "Mac", "Chief", and "Vice President"

ezier than membering names.

Thanks for the tip.

I find it spices things up to call out the name of a common acquaintance.

i find it spices things up to call out the name of acquaintances with HIV.

That's morbid.

yeah, but rodeo sex is the best.

but you have to be clever and keep updating your roster.

she'll only believe you the first couple times you yell out her sister or mom's name...

oh, pets' names are great too!

Looks like you caught his OCD.

Ceeg misspelled "rooster."

funny, i thought she woulda been the pitcher in that relationship.

Apparently they wear out faster than hens.

yeah, that's why i've always had this fantasy:













scotch waist up, black waist down.

The diameter looks about right, but I hope you'd empty the bottle first.

HA!

small dick, empty the bottle,

sure, make fun of my IRISH ancestry too!

Oh, CG!!
Goddam, I actually snort-laughed
a couple times.

And me Peepers too.
Man I love me Peepers.

Too bad she don't talk so
funny. Mebbe she needs one
o' those Stephen Hawking
voice-o-lators so she can
crack all wise in the RL.

Mebbe if I wasn't in my Alpha stages every time we've time to get on the celly.

I am the alpha, you willingly submit.

Now that's funny.

Ok, not so willingly, but
happily.

That's better.

Hooray for roofies.