70,000 Beer Cans

Since he's stopped drinking,
I was wondering if it's the same theory
that some smokers use to quit.
Like keeping a really full ashtray
to remind you of how much you smoke.
And to disgust you as well.

I've got 16 kegs........

That would make a grate pickup line.

I'll bet of those 16 kegs, none is Coors Light.

You brew 16 kegs, and what do you get?
Another day older, and deeper in debt.

and buddy don't you ask me 'cause I don't know

I drank it all and I'm down on the flo'

Some of them may need time to age, maybe years.

They fingered a case a day for 8 years. If the guy ain't dead, I'd say he musta had help...