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Louched Liver
And we have very few puppets, so
there really is about 100!
balzdeep
And the puppets start popping up faster than weeds in a petunia patch!
Louched Liver
Peep's pal Mara just climbed aboard @ 99.
DGLeadbetter
Really? she looks so young!

DG
CelticGent
is she a shemale too?

that would be cool!

we need a "Real Live Shemale" title.
lambchop
I'm a puppet!
CelticGent
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sheepprofessor
Shut the fuck up!

I hate it when my other personalities get out of line.
lambchop
"I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave."
I'm in control now.
Mwahahahaha.
sheepprofessor
bondage.sml bondage.sml

Shit.

<Sigh.>

Yes, mistress.
Louched Liver
Well, the Century Lounger has been let in.
My guess is-
Puppet.
CelticGent
death to all puppets!!!!!! post-8-1067901812.gif

cept for lambchop.
lambchop
Thank you for sparing me.
DGLeadbetter
Is it a hand puppet? arcadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.gif

DG
Rimbaud
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Felis Catus
If you want to have a chat without HAL hearing,just go into a
pod. thinkerg.gif shred.gif

If you like puppets,or they freak you out (but you like that kind of thing)
see Being John Malkovich.It gives a whole new meaning to puppetry.
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King of the Echo People
Hi everybody! I am not a puppet, I am made of flesh and blood - a real boy!
Larspeart
'Master of (King of the echo people) is pulling your strings!!!'

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greeneyes
No, CG was right. I don't think that Puppet Master II has anything to do with this.

(Or does he?)

It's not my doing, either.

(Or so I think.)
sixela
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 9 2003, 03:07 PM)
is she a shemale too?

Yeah -- that talk about XuXu's boyfriend ruined a perfectly surreal future never-ending story about he-shes, she-hes, lesbians etc.

Shame, really.
CelticGent
QUOTE(sixela @ Dec 10 2003, 06:26 AM)
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 9 2003, 03:07 PM)
is she a shemale too?

Yeah -- that talk about XuXu's boyfriend ruined a perfectly surreal future never-ending story about he-shes, she-hes, lesbians etc.

Shame, really.

he/she's can't have boyfriends?


you better alert Harvey Fierstein's old man.........
sixela
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 10 2003, 04:03 PM)

he/she's can't have boyfriends?

Never said that.

I was trying to say that the photographs, plus mention of a boyfriend, tends to cut down on the confusion that could otherwise have arisen and blossomed into a wonderful thread.

Peeper's two first "self" photos got us off to a good start, but since then, it's been downhill all the way wink.gif .
CelticGent
QUOTE(sixela @ Dec 10 2003, 12:34 PM)
I was trying to say that the photographs, plus mention of a boyfriend, tends to cut down on the confusion that could otherwise have arisen and blossomed into a wonderful thread.

Peeper's two first "self" photos got us off to a good start, but since then, it's been downhill all the way  wink.gif .

i must have missed the pictures of his/her's genitals.

dammit, i always miss the good stuff.

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Louched Liver
I don't.
greeneyes
Oh, go ahead. Don't spoil the fun. Maybe we're just passing, sixers.

Xu-Xu and I used to be roomies. She's the one who originally quipped that I was a drag queen trapped in a woman's body. CG may not be too far off.
CelticGent
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Dec 10 2003, 01:25 PM)
CG may not be too far off.

Master Louchie, I have been practicing the gift.
Louched Liver
Keep practicing.
CelticGent
i'm not going to paint your fucking fence again, if that's what you had in mind.

maybe if it wasn't chain-link.........
Louched Liver
You do keep whacksing off though.
CelticGent
QUOTE(Louched Liver @ Dec 10 2003, 02:46 PM)
You do keep whacksing off though.

which you think i wouldn't need to practice since i've perfected my craft.....
Louched Liver
Even the Master's Touch grows
old.
Hence, the left hand.
CelticGent
that and the old "sit on your hand to make it fall asleep so it feels like a stranger's hand" technique.

i've heard strangling oneself until you bite into the lemon wedge technique can be pretty fun, but i'd never try it in x s.
Louched Liver
Is that a Tequila cumshot?

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Rimbaud
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 10 2003, 03:03 PM)
...but i'd never try it in x s.

Good one.
CelticGent
spank you very much.
sixela
QUOTE(greeneyes @ Dec 10 2003, 07:25 PM)
that I was a drag queen trapped in a woman's body.

Parse Error: too many levels of indirection.

[Reboots self]

Does Xu-xu come up with many like these?

I bet you didn't have to clean the floor up in your room to often, with all the roflmao.gif ing going about.

[Note: I'm really surprised that I have *no* problem at all mentally visualizing what Xu-xu meant. Not that that means my mental picture is right, of course]
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