My dear, beloved friend Xu-Xu has finally joined, after much cajoling, prodding and plying with alcoholic beverages. Say hello to the nice people, Xu-Xu.

Yeah, speak up and then flash those drawers.

The guys are in luck, her profile says she sleeps with jerks.
Welcome!

What a wonderful evening this has turned out to be. All of my ex-girlfriends say they have slept with jerks as well. Although they were all cheating whore's. They all died.

Nice to see you around! Cheers!

Welcome Xu-Xu.

All these other people are scary .... stick close to me. I'm sane.


No really, I am.


Really.


DG

This coming from a guy who eats people brains to gain intelligence.

Welcome Xu-Xu Bee!

Ah, but notice you're still alive.

DG

Ha!
DaFuckin'BedWetter!!

Welcome, double X!

any friend of that he/she Peepers is a friend of mine.

do you also pack a willy in your frillies?

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

I thought Xu-Xu was a panda. Are you a panda? Do pandas like absinthe?

Whether you are, in fact, a panda or not, I hope you find yourself warm and comfortable here.

Welcome to The Lounge, Xu-Xu!!!

I'm still waititng to see Xu-Xu-'s petals.

Does Xu Xu say hi back?

Some guy named Xu:



Another guy named Xu:




I think you all are thinking of Xuxa:

Man, don't get me started about Xuxa!
I used to watch her show every Saturday morning on Univision.
What a fuckin' hottie! Unreal.
Her US show sucked.

Peeps!
Get yer buddy in here to be civil
and shit.
Get on the horn to her.

I know, I know. I already left a message.

Xuxanu:

I agree XUXA is hot. If I were a guy I would buy her a ring!
Ooops, I am confident with my sexuality! Yep sure am!

But you are a guy...

Xu-Xu let me know that she is having technical difficulties. We're ironing it out.

Welcome Xu-Xu!!!!

Howdy Y'all
Thanks for the warm welcome...Sorry to take so long to reply my boyfriend's father passed away yesterday so I've been busy comforting him.

Anyways, I feel a bit like I'm cheating...joining after having already met a few of you (which was a lovely evening BTW) and having already sampled some fantastic absinthe...thanks to greeneyes

I'm very sorry for boyfriend's loss. That's terrible.

I'm glad you made it.

OK, I feel like a dork...still trying to get my profile together...I'm really only slightly retarded!!

BTW...Xu-Xu is very close to XuXa in that its also Brazilian. Its an affectionate nickname in Brazil. Its actually the name of those ugly prickly pears that nobody eats in this country...so its a little like calling someone "Pumpkin".

I just felt I had to clear that up!!

Hi Greeneyes!!
Thanks for the sympathy...I'll pass that along

Hiya Xu-XU.

Welcome to the melee'.

Welcome.

Welcome to the lounge...

Some Suggestions...

1) Please dont feed the animals.
2) Keep your hands inside the ride.
3) Be kind & Rewind.

Underpants plus something = profits!

Xu-Xu, you'd better get the reference, if you're gonna use that avatar!

DG

Cool avatar, Xu-Xu, sugar.

Xiu Xiu

Anyone ever seen this movie...it's perty good.

http://www.haro-online.com/movies/xiu_xiu.html

OH...Welcome!

Wow ...Nola, good call. It was an awesome movie. Ran into by accident one afternoon while channel surfing. Powerful film.

DG

Yea, I went through a foreign film phase and watched every Rental flick available. So, when I saw her name...that's what I thought of.

I copied my business plan from the underpant gnomes...of course I didn't realize this until just recently

Prickly pears? You mean the cactus fruit? I have ate them before, in jelly and candy. And I have made mead with them too. Uhh, some of us eat other cati in this country too. Hmmmm, Peyote buttons come to mind.
Welcome aboard!

First, we steal the underwear!

Then, . . . .

Then, PROFIT!


That was the first episode with 'Tweak' right? I swear my cat is 50% Tweak.

Tweak is awesome.

They have a vibrating plush of Tweak from the Comedy Central store.

a little something for the ladies.

DG

otherwise known as "BedWetter's favorite pickup line"

In English, the word is "prickly pear".

In Portuguese, the word is "xu-xu".

In Spanish, the word is "tuna".


That's right: tuna. You can have tuna for dessert in a Spanish-speaking country. (Oh, and the Spanish word for "tuna fish" is "atun".)

Tuna, Xu-Xu, Prickly Pear, whoever you are: welcome aboard!

That reminds me of an old joke:

"So this girl comes up to me and says, I want you to give me 9 inches and make me bleed. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the nose."

Thanks, I'll be here all week. Tip the veal, try the waitress.

DG

DG, you slay me!

That was fucking funny DG! Damn man!

actually, if I remember correctly, Dice said: "She asked me to give her 10 inches and hurt her, so I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick."

he WAS one funny Jewish guy trying to sound like a tough guido.

And this thread is finally off track.
Took fuckin' long enough.

I'm thinkin' of headin' to the city
I hate-LA, just to hang w/the silly
BedWetter.

But, no ends=no travel.
I'll be lucky to get to Seattle.

if i ever decide to go to Hell-A i'll have to look up DG.

of course i'm not too sure it's good for the rest of the world if the two of us ever enter the same room. kind of like the axes of evil type of thing.

I think, since you said that, that
you and I should visit the BedWetter.

Or, the BedWetter should visit us.

the axes of Feeble!