Continue with your unhealthy level of alcohol consumption here.

self medicating, I can get behind that.

I need whiskey, tea and lemon, STAT!
I refuse to be sick for my four-day weekend.

shit, did you get this sinus thing that I had when I was there? It just won't go away.

Probably all that cigarette smoke.

A tickle in the throat?

Speaking of which have you recieved your care package from Fluffy?

Not yet.

I have totally forgotten my English.
Between being sick and having the bump on my head, and all that cold medecine, I'm a mess. Bigger than Dinky mess.

But I think what I meant to say was, "Goose, don't give it away!"

I have to be at the bar tomorrow morning at 7:30am in my jammies.
My friend Hank promised to be in his jammies, too.

Should I bet on England or Portugal?

I need cash.

Any of you bastards know anything about soccer?

I think it involves kicking a ball.

You're so helpful.
I owe Ya, Cros.

both teams have their problems but i'd pick england over portugal... and don't bet points, england has been a low scoring team but still able to shut out their opposition.

See, that's what I was looking for.
Is that so hard?

Go Niners.

The Netherlands and Portugal almost had a hockey game break out several times on the pitch last weekend. They might try to get testy, or is that teste; with England. Always dangerous when your kicking balls around.


BTW I've got my Brit beer (ok, so it's only Newcastle) chillin' in the fridge---and I'm stuck here in the lab till 1500(2100 im Deutschland)!

There's always Brazil vs France --2100


Capirinhas VS Absinthe! Yea, Baby!

Sports talk in a "T-n-T" thread, I never thought I'd see the day.

How's this? 102 mins and NO SCORE!



If the next game goes like this and I take a sip of absinthe for each France score and capirinha for Brazil, I could go thirsty!



Maybe I should take a sip for each penalty!

I admit I started the sports talk, but I didn't want anything in depth.
I just wanted to know how to take money from my friends at the bar.

Oh, and back on topic,
I'm drinking Robitussin, OJ and whiskey,
blended with ice.

I drank 5-6 beers on the boat today while staring at the perfect ass of a girl my buddy's trying to "make nice" with.

Sun, cigars, and flesh.
Mmmm.

Talk about flesh, I really have to check my
party invitations more closely here.

But I did find out that some of the best fake boobs
are coming out of Mexico these days.

I need a cab.

Installed or plug & play?

So you're telling me I should go to Mexico and not Vegas?
Drat.

Only if you're in the market for upping your cup size.

I lost my shoes.
That's a step up from losing my pants, I suppose.

I doubt Jack would agree.

I'd just grab another pear...

I realize this may come as a shock to some of you,
but I'm having some absinthe tonight.

Couldn't sleep so I'm having some A'Yahos La Bleue.

A little Sweet Annie now.
Might be my favorite absinthe label so far.

But I'm staying in for my own good.

Fuck.

I had to work, so very little drinking went on; much similar to what's going to happen today.

The good news is I step off a plane to A.B.ville on Wednesday and plan on having a "few" drinks while I'm there.

Just don't lose your Fluffy White Satin Balz™.

I've already begun preliminary wingman duties for Dinky.
Just in case.

Aren't they the first to take a bullet?

It's less of a battle and more of a military training exercise here.

With AB as my wingman, I'll either end up married, broke, in dialysis, dead or the first three wishing for the fourth.

Ye of little faith.

The Vegas legacy continues.

Someone needs to take away your photoshop.

That really scares me...
No, really.

No worries.
Cros' twisted imagination is far more interesting than my real life.

Actually, that sounds like fun.

The glass is always half full in your world, isn't it?

There are no glasses in my world. We're too drunk for that. All we get is sippy cups.





...so yes, the sippy cup is half full.

Meaning...
you get to drink twice as many.

No, just twice as much as I should.

True dat.

Dat True.

T-minus 12 hours to Operation Pick Up the Drunk at the Airport.

Just go easy on his Fluffy White Satin Balz™.