www.humanforsale.com

Fucking depreciation.

You are worth exactly $1,911,074.

I'm worth less than you?

Fuck!

$1,660,330

Sounds right.

I was under the impression that the human body was worth about $4.50.

That's tree fitty.

For skin.

Skin!

Foreskin!

Playing golf?

Perish the thought.

Thank gawd-a-mighty.

I can't possibly tell you how much I love your new sig.

The credit is all yours. I am in your debt even though I can't imagine that was your intent. Still, with appreication....you have done more than you realize.

Thank you.

Thought you might like it.
I do what I can.
Glad you enjoyed yourself.

You easily can do just amazing things, a pity few will appreicate realize just how amazing you are.

I'm just thrilled you were moved.
That's what it's all about.

Of all the people I know,
I knew you might like my favorite movie of all time.

You are worth exactly $2,458,130.

I'm worth between $1.7 million and $1.9 million, depending on how honest I am.

I wonder what Stroller lied about.

Only about how much I drink.....

You are worth exactly $2,378,130 when I change my answer about drinking.

You are worth exactly $2,009,074.

Aside from putting in my real zip code, I don't think I changed much.

I put in Atlanta & LA zips, no change in value.

$2,164,298

And the members of the absinthe syndicate™ said you were a cheap date.

$2,119,270.

$3.50.

Hee!

I totally lied and only got up as far as $1,726,830.
Is this a sign that women are inherently worth less (shut up, Cros)?

Have any other RLW's taken the test?

Where are Peeps and HK on the scale?

I won't give my e-mail address.

make one up, it will take it then give you the total.

That's what I always do.

You guys don't get my whole current apathy thing.

I just refuse to acknowledge it.

You think it's apathy but it's heat cretinism. Welcome to the south.

I had no idea my cretinism was seasonal.

If I take the test as a male, and keep all my answers the same, I'm worth more.
Well, I had to lie about my penis size, of course, but I know you all did, too.

I figure that women earn 70 cents on the dollar compared to men.
So, if I take my original score, and account for that,
I'm actually worth $2.4 million.

Not for sale but just for the hell of it, and I did't have to lie

except for the part about "Face the Jury" which I never heard of . . .


$2,319,434.

I told the truth.

Strangely enough, being an engineer has no value.

$1,987,300

I can't get to Face the Jury from work...

$1,991,260.

That's honest. In the my statistics part of the answer page, the breakdown for dollar values in the categories is interesting.

i don't need to be depressed, so i'm not bothering to find out.

unless they pay by the pound.

Nope, it's by the inch.

ok, This is incredibly depressing.

$1,432,266