go fuck yourself.

I've pretty much always
thought Jebus was a dick.

Or:

Just a minute!

Famous Freaks Gallery

Bitches...

Which one is you again?

i'm the guy standing out of the pool on the right drinking a beer. my abs look tasty.

Damn.

Candidate for puppetry of the pun tang?

Never seen Hair Pie
Valley fo' real before.

Only heard rumours.

She needs to eat that
mushroom and get
smaller. Go ask Alice.

No mushroom for her.

specially not my little purple-headed one.

That will make you hallucinate.

no, but it might make you laugh at the size.

That's what I call a perfect string, thank you CG now I have to m... hmmm ... hmmm ... too late

yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.



oh, and:

I've had chicken wings smaller...

CG sez:
yeah, i hate it when they shave their balls too.

On a 'cuz you can't floss afters?

Somehow I hear that last one saying "Feed Me."

Get a rope & a flashlight, we found Grim.

GPS and a trail
of Massengill.

I can't believe I'm posting a pic in this thread.
This just showed up in my email this morning.

Insert appropriate DG or Apecunt joke here...

How'd you reflect your
face in the mirror on
your ass?

Didn't know you were
a contortionist, except
when it comes to reality.

I prefer surreality, thanks.

SPF WHAT??


This is what I have to look forward to after running around naked outdoors all these years. . .

I need a betterer moisturizer. . .

She just uses butter, apparently...

Looks like a tough old broad.

Reminds me,
I need to get my leather jacket cleaned before the fall.

Mmmmmm, hello.

And hello again...