Hello all. I am the King of the Echo People. I have been drinking absinthe since 1998, but just recently got access to the internet. I have a cousin in Spain and he has been shipping it to me all these years. I am currently awaiting a bottle of Un Emile 68 from Miguel, as well as a nice reproduction spoon. I'm so sick of using a tablespoon with holes drilled in it...dig? So how many people here have tried this Un Emile stuff? I hear it's identical to the pre-1900 absinthe. Does anyone ever drink their absinthe naked. I find this very stimulating and "tingly". Should I stop this? Does it mean I'm gay? I hope not, my wife & kids will be mad. Who is this Larspeart guy? I play the drums too, Lars. I like to use animal skin instead of those shitty Remo drum skins. They always break. Who is this dickheadlosershitforbrainsgoatsuckerripoffartist! guy? He sounds like a bad man.

I've been suspecting this for quite some time. See ya at LCLF '04!

I AM THE KING OF THE ECHO PEOPLE!

What is LCLF?

Who are the echo people?

Howdy FNG!

(Edit: Would you believe I misspelled "FNG"????)

yes.

See why I put the warning in the CCC?

puppets suck.

1888?

not his style.

Whoever he is, he's a Crispin Glover fan. That photo is from Glover's Letterman appearance in 1991(?) (It was a little after Rivers Edge came out).

Yeah, I remember seeing that. Awesome...

I've always sort of admired Glover's eccentricity in a business that very seldom rewards it. Around the time as that Letterman appearance, Crispin had an art gallery showing in LA. It consisted of shoeboxes with plastic dinosaur glued into dioramas inside, like a 2nd grader might make. Except each one was just a little...off...twisted...wrong....somehow. Great fun, tho not really art....

Lystie,

Have you seen Bartleby?

Bartelby is one of Crispin's best films. It's based on a Herman Melville short story. What is all this talk about puppets? Does anyone know where I can get an absinthe glass for cheap?

Sorry, Remo heads only for me. I tried stretching my cat over a drum once to see if it was really better, but I just got clawed a lot, and Toby didn't come out from under the couch for a week.

On the plus side, I had the only hissing couch in Detroit.









(I will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppetI will not be fooled by another puppet)

Was I speaking to you, FNG?

No, I haven't even heard of it (according to Maturin, a first!)



That's it Rimmy, train those FNG's right!

Rimmy, you're being awfully rough on the FNG. Are you fixin' to give him the bat?

No bat....yet.

Set the bat for betrayal, as in puppet.

crispin glover rules.

We're gonna have a laptop puppet showdown!

DG

let me guess...you want people to touch your monkey puppet, DG.

<in his best Jimmy Stewart voice>

That damn monkey nearly bit me!

DG

I agree.

Alright, 10 rounds, Crispin Glover rules,
no monkey biting, touch keyboards and
come out fighting.

i actually LOL on that one.

I like a zee Mayor...he make a me laugh!

I'm glad you've enjoyed my work.

Aren't Crispin' Glovers made by Frito Lay, the same people that make Lime Tostitos?

DG

Lime Tostitos rule. Have you had the new Guacamole Doritos yet?

I've seen them, but haven't kicked down for a bag. Do they rock, too?

DG

I had some Apple-Cinnamon Crispin' Glovers this morning.

I wouldn't quite put them on the same level as Lime Tostitos, but they're dang tasty!

Did they stay Crispin Glover in milk?


edit: Damn you Rimmy! This is referring back to Lars!

I had some Guacamole Lays Chips yesterday, horrible. They had a strange, unnatural, green powder all over them, were very salty, and tasted very vaguely like guacamole. I like the lime Tostitos though.

What GeeBee said.

Maybe we could get whoever makes Lime Tostitos to sponsor us.