Bitches

While your nakedness has me intrigued,
I gotta beware.

Mod and all.

Please introduce yourself.

Bartender
31
Off tonight.
Taking a break from internet porn.
Gimme a glazed donut and a bottle of anything!

Are you a friend of Dinky's?

Don't call it dinky darlin'.
You'll give it a complex.

You say darlin'.

You from the South?

Why yes, m'am.

So whose puppet are you?

Rub it , never pup it.

That's why I came home.
People were drinking hot Czeckerland straight.
Woof

Grate, we haven't had a Norom of this caliber since Satyr.

Show me yer boobies irishman.

You are showing us you are a boob.

Aw...will they send me some special place?

Hmmm.

A mysterious new member with perplexing references to things past...

(Or as Riley Martin would say, 'and of things of that nature'.)


From the South, possible friend of DS...

...

...

NAKED-OP!

Funny. I was getting a HELLCAT vibe.

HELLCAT was NOSPELLCAT.

Stinks more of puppetry.

Who in the world approves the memberships?

After approving Jane Avril and Wrayalien, I figured it was just another WS person. Besides, few of the people who register these days, actually wind up ever making a post.

Doesn't matter.
Approve 'em all.
It's more fun that way.
We don't have any fun around here
anymore unless we are flaming
newjacks. (No reference to Jack intended)

Well...
I agree that you are flaming, anyway.

And I don't agree that you
are naked unless you show
some pics. (remember to
relegate them to the
Smmmmutttttyyyyyyyy
hole)

Lounge policy to approve everyone
auto-magic-ally.

Yes, but approving a membership
isn't the same as approving of a member.

You have the same policy...

True, dat.

I heard you had to add a 0
and a comma to your "Over xxx
Served" sign on your headboard.

Can I help it if I'm surrounded by easy, available men?
This town's a veritable candy store for a gal like me.

Easy men?
Duh...
Like it's a stretch to get
laid when you have a
stink wrinkle.

I've been experimenting.
Seeing which lines work as a woman that don't work as a man.

Turns out they all do so far.

Saying "yes" isn't very
experimental.

Give me a little credit for creativity.

Ok-
Saying_
"Are you kidding? Oh fuck yes!!!"

is a bit more creative.

Please.
I'm the one trying out the lines.
I find it fun and educational.

All in the name of science.

Incidentally,
"Wanna go make out in the backseat of my car for a few minutes?"
was a total success.

Fo' real.

That was for LL.

Yeah, Cros, I remember
when you used that line
on me.

The seat buckle up
the ass was just a
plus.

I've always lived by "any port in a storm".

You misspelled "pork".

True, as long as we're not talkin' Porkio.

He's dead too
I hear.

Mebbe I heard
he'd "Moved on".

I heard he met the same fate as:

Prol?

The little Commie has been dealt with.

Have you tried " I have large breasts, wanna play with 'em?"

Always worked for me.