Busby!!!

I always go with Jack on these kinda polls. Then I get him to 'splain them to me later.

I thought of you, King
when lookin' at the
hyper polished floors in
some of the numbers
and realisin' it was your
brethren who had to
buff and shine after
each take.

Chicks and the Metro-boys, like Dinky.

You should see my new floors.

You didn't paint the natural wood, did you?

Um, where is the bitch-slap emoticon?

Good your-god, what
a dolt.

It's near the caulk that Dinky loves so much.

You misspelled "mirror".

Mirrors and cock, we need to have an intervention in Seattle.

Not like last time.

We need to conquer w/love.

Or beat the priss to a pulp until he's manly.

I'm just guessing here,
but I'm thinking it's not gonna happen.

Yer right,
no love here.

Ditto. If there wuz, we'd have beat sum sense into him years ago.

You know why?...

Onacuz he's Dinky?

You'd know.

Touche.
And, damn, he's
touchy about that.

Started the whole
LCLF04 meltdown.

Well, a buncha xit started
it, that was the spark to
the various fuses.

You're all fucking messes.

Let the chips fall as they may.

I'll take my share of the blame too.

But .

Um, were you there that weekend?

I was merely an innocent bystander.

Except for when you made Liver and MiniBatemaster touch your junk.

And fallen they have whereforeout
they haveth, or some such xit.

And Cros, Dinks and
even messed up ol'
meself are betterer
off for having gone
there and faced ourselves
laid bare to the point
we wished we wouldn't
wake up for the next
morning.

Come.
Join us.

Obviously, a lot
of us fucks care
about you.

You still can't.

Liver, you are like a really good gay friend who also wants to be fuck buddies.
From a female, primarily-heterosexual perspective, this is a very good deal.

I just choked on me coffee.

Aw, see why I love 'er?

The lifestyle change starts today.
I had to get the weekend outta the way.

Sure.

I'm not quitting drinking.
I'm limiting myself to my old Friday night binge schedule.
No big revelation.
Simple vanity.
All the booze is making me fat.

One motivation toward health is as good as another.

I think vanity is the ultimate motivator behind every serious human endeavor. As it should be.

Heroin and cocaine always helped me keep my girlish figure.

I was considering an eating disorder.
But thanks for the pointers.

I'll bet locking her in the basement helped, though.

You're confusing me with CG.

Oh, I'm always confused with CG.

That just so happens to be prettty fuckckcking funnny.

Worked for Belushi.

And Farley.

Anerexia would sux because you wouldn't get to eat as much. Go for bulemia. At least you get to enjoy the food for a while.

Plus you could drink more.

Romans knew how to party.

Glad to know I'm still the biggest fag, butt at least I taint all Snitty like...

Anerexia wud sux becuz your wouldn't gittooeat assmchd .Go Forebulemia. .attleased your gittooenjoy thu food Forethu while.

Plus your wud Drik more.

Romans knew how tooparty. .