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I wish I'd had an I.V like that when I had gallbladder surgery.
Kidney stones may be more painful than natural childbirth,
but gallstones are right up there.I was told they are also
as painful as childbirth.All I can say is it felt like a red hot poker
between my ribs.After the surgery,they gave me shots of
morphine on an as needed basis.The pain was so bad I had
no pleasant secondaries from the morphine.
Of course, if the patient in your pic was under the care of
a relative of Dr Kavorkian,maybe it's just as well he was'nt
my doc.Even if the I.V was filled with a green tonic.
Kidney stones may be more painful than natural childbirth,
but gallstones are right up there.I was told they are also
as painful as childbirth.All I can say is it felt like a red hot poker
between my ribs.After the surgery,they gave me shots of
morphine on an as needed basis.The pain was so bad I had
no pleasant secondaries from the morphine.
Of course, if the patient in your pic was under the care of
a relative of Dr Kavorkian,maybe it's just as well he was'nt
my doc.Even if the I.V was filled with a green tonic.
You write poorly, my little friend.
Dr. K lived 2 miles from me, and performed half of his 'humanitarian efforts' within 10 miles of me.
That was the 1st time my suburb made it on most maps!
I think he is on the 'Hometown Hero' wall at the local Applebee's.
That was the 1st time my suburb made it on most maps!
I think he is on the 'Hometown Hero' wall at the local Applebee's.
QUOTE(King of the Echo People @ Dec 9 2003, 03:47 PM)
You write poorly, my little friend.
Puppet or no, I salute you!
Morphine,please.
My wife had a space alien removed from her abdomen a few years ago.
While recovering for the next couple of days, she was given morphine. She hallucinated from it. Hallucination, like seeing green vapour eminating from walls, etc.
Some drugs are just nasty.
While recovering for the next couple of days, she was given morphine. She hallucinated from it. Hallucination, like seeing green vapour eminating from walls, etc.
Some drugs are just nasty.
My condolences to your wife.
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Dec 9 2003, 08:59 PM)
My wife had a space alien removed from her abdomen a few years ago.
Why is it space aliens only come to your neck of the woods.
Thanks Rimmy!
QUOTE(Le Gimp @ Dec 10 2003, 05:59 AM)
My wife had a space alien removed from her abdomen a few years ago.
Caesarean?
How did you name it?
Make sure to bring it into restaurants screaming [1] -- from one of the other threads, you'll be sure to get on most members' nerves.
[1] I'm much more tolerant these days, at least of very small children (it's rather difficult to arrange babysitting when the wife's still breat-feeding, and trying to explain to a 6-month old child he shouldn't be making too much noise is not particularly rewarding). But then, having two sons of my own...
Of course, I'm sure my standards of what I think is acceptable for other to bear wrt what my siblings inflict on them are probably different than those of the most incurable egotists in "anything goes" land.
[quote=Crosby,Dec 10 2003, 12:03 AM] [/QUOTE]
Why is it space aliens only come to your neck of the woods. [/quote]
The hubcaps nailed to the porch, act like a satelite dish.
Why is it space aliens only come to your neck of the woods.
[/quote]The hubcaps nailed to the porch, act like a satelite dish.
All the cars on the front lawn. The aliens think it's a military installation.
QUOTE(Alcokevorkian @ Dec 10 2003, 01:05 AM)
Thanks Rimmy!
Yer welcome!
Now that's too funny!
DG
DG
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