"A shit, a shave, a shower,
A half a pint of Powers,
And off to do it all again,
The Donegal Express."

Where the elephant man broke strong men's necks when he'd had too many powers

And I'm so pissed I can barely walk
and I'm seeing double even w/my
glasses.
But, yes, I'll make it to work, thanks.

I love free meatballs.
I love the ferret shirt.
I love Porkio.
I love absinthe.
I love the Turkey's Nest.
I love Wild Turkey
I love Bumpy lost in Brooklyn.
I do not love the Mayor lost in Queens.
I'm sorry that I yelled at the Mayor.

...

Ha!
A sniper from the sniper!

And I love the Mayor
And I love Rimmy
And I love Porkpie
And I love Bumpy
And I love my buddy Breck who was just along for the ride
And I


















I'll stop now....

...

dern tootin

yep.

That is vile.
Thank you.

well, since you liked that one,

I am both disturbed and confused.

Yer tellin' me...whew! I'm really confused (and a little bit disturbed).
I'm sorry the trip to NYC didn't turn out so great but then I didn't get the whole story.

One thing I'm not confused about is that Jamesons is one of my favorites too!
Cheers

Trojan Whores?

The confusion's dispelled. Thanks, Dinky.

Oh man. It'll be a few days until I recover. Thank you folks for everything and I had a great time. In twelve hours I rode in a taxi, train, subway, bus and a gypsy cab which means I only missed mugging and whores for the complete metropolitan experience.

I couldn't make the Sixers game Friday, but that's ok.

Good to see you made it home in one piece, Bumpy.

welcome to my world.

i've been living that way since i was hatched.