Alandia's absinthe of the month

This Absinthe is different. It doesn´t use a traditional recipe, it doesn´t claim to be made after grandfathers recipe and it doesn´t want to be a French styled Absinthe. Why? Because it is a dedication to darkness and inspiration! With a strong wormwood taste and merciless alcohol degree Gothica opens the gates to a new dimension. The recipe makes use of artemisia absinthium as well as other ingredients that are known for their transcendental virtues. Drink with responsibility, the Essence-of-Darkness is nothing to play with.
80% alcohol
0.5 liter
+ free Spoon

I just ordered two bottles. The extra bottle is for extra Darkness.

Hang it all and fuck the rooster!
I thought Cros was the Essence O' Darkness.

Only in his porn star dayz.

One is left puzzled, though: if the spirit is meant to make one "transcend", given it has "transcendental" ingredients, do they mean transcendence from this world through death?

You might wish for death after drinking it.

No matter how much the pleasure of a cluck fuck, the thought sex with chickens really sickens.

I balk at the thought.

Since the original reference was to a rooster, this is a job for Dinky since he will never balk at the caulk.

Yeah but can he walk, I say can the
walk the walk?

The bird is the word.

That's just trash talk