I have been to a few.
My experiences have been not exactly fantastic.
Many of you obviously go all over.
Just wondered what the educated drunks are doing.

Why haven't you called me since the last get together at my house?

I am guessing you think I'm another guy.

You don't need to quote the post above.

In fact, just don't.

Guess I'm new.

No, I'm pretty sure it was you...the passed out drunk naked guy, right?

Why did my ass hurt?

Prolly the next day...

Otay teacup.

What would be fantastic is if you folks were not the same ass binth drinking fucktwads I currently know.
I will presume there are no bozos drinking hot absinthe here.
Dares to see who can puke a well crafted spirit?
Or set their dumb ass on fire.
I like good booze.
I prefer mature drunks to frattwads.
I can take a smiting but please be interesting at long last.
And..fuck you in advance, Nancy.

I think you'll find the answers if you read the surviving archives.

Not impressed.

How disappointing.

The day we can't impress complete strangers is the day I hang up my fez and throw Dinky's in the ring.

Just looks like shit talkers and buzz monkeys.

You've got it.
That's what we are.
Kindly move along now.
It's been a pleasure.

Not much.

So? What are you?



'S what I fingered...

Seems to me this forum could be equal to an internet ring of e-mails.
Why have a forum, why not just get together and suck the same ten peoples dicks?
Why not suck my dick?

You either get it or you don't.
I believe in your case it's the latter.
Which is what happens when one doesn't read the FAQ or lurk sufficiently before posting.

Either that, or you're the boringest puppet ever.

Boringest norom™ since Satyr.

I almost feel as if we should have a trophy for that.

Where's ShirtBoy when you need him?

I was just wondering the same thing.

I think Liver hurt his feelings.

Some people are so sensitive.

I am more than happy to show my sensitive side.
Now make with the road head, you redheaded twig.

Could it be I don't care much about reading you blow each other.
Not much substance here.
Funny in a sophmoric sense, then it pulls at your taste.
Lastly you observe the lack of wit.
Except jack batemaster he is funny.
I won't even mind his next bashing post as I am certain it won't remind me of the same useless drunks I poured tonight.
What clownshoe fuckers.

If I were drunk, I'd engage you.
But I'm not in the mood to play with retarded children tonight.

If I were drunk we would be engaged.
Hold out for these suckers princess.

I feel so challenged by you.
You've said we're not interesting enough for you, so you must be very interesting.
I must take that to be the truth, even though you have demonstrated no value.

You've assured us you're above all this. I'm very, very impressed. How could I not be? I don't need to see you make a clever post, because you've told us that you're clever.

But I am physically stronger than you are. So we win. ha ha silly newbie.

' and ' for my quote.

Oh, and with your attitude, it's no wonder your absinthe parties aren't populated with people of quality.

don't feed the puppet/troll.

We're not here to impress you. Either get with the program or just continue to be a troll and eventually lose interest while we bash you and you bash us back then eventually you just go away as they all do. If you've got something to contribute then stick around and start contributing. Just know, you haven't been here long enough to start hurling insults with total abandon. We know each other well enough so it's kinda clicky here and someone that comes in and starts throwing some weight around without first getting to know anybody is really a pain in the ass. You don't have a handle on the tone yet. This is the Louched Lounge. Not FV. Not WS. Not JBM. Things are different on all the forums and this one is a little differenter than most. Someone recently posted on FeeVerte a brief synopsis of all the different boards and it was kinda acurate. It was posted in the Cornhole and it was titled, "Observations of the recently bored"Go read that and see which one you like the best. I hope this has helped a little. We'll see.

this is impressive:

I admire this FNG. He has achieved the Socractic ideal of knowing himself.

i bet that liver got drunk, deleted his user info & had to reregister.

I find it preposterous that Spaz-Ass actually thinks anyone cares what he thinks of the forums, especially this one. I don’t know why absinthe attracts so many pretentious cunts, sycophants, poseurs, scam-artists and snitty fags.

Hi Frankie.

Don't know what you guys are complaining about...so fart everything this guy's said has been totally true...

It's the snitty fags group that bewilders me...

I didn't say I cared what he thought of the forums. I just said that it was kinda accurate what he posted. Kinda. Maybe not. If it gets slimenaked to go over to FV or somewheres else and leave us alone then good.

I hope so.
He fucked Eric over for LF05 (and TGO
bailed Eric out) and his W.C. Stiletto
rut was wore out.

BORING!

Um, who are you talking about here?

...™

Hey sorry if I barked at the moon.
I do not kiss ass, however, I am not prone to being that big of an asshole either.
Salute'

Wow. You're a little inconsistent, little fella.

Bad night tippin' gin.
Little fella?

Where did the naked person go?