Here's one of the funniest auctions I've seen yet:
Famous Sugar Auction

I especially like the tag Czeckerland Republic is not only a country of famous Absinthes, it is also country where cube sugar was invented.

Yup, I NEVER drink Filterated Czeckerland Xit (sic) without my Czeckerland SUGAR! (& such a deal, too!)

Maybe we should post this on ABG; this stuff seems perfect for lighting on fire.

See, and I didn't know that's where sugar cubes came from.

Curious, I decided to check it out, and sure enough, I ran across this:

http://www.radio.cz/en/article/43472

To think, if it weren't for one man's klutzy wife and several months of brain racking, we'd all be losing digits left and right.

Well, I know where I'm going for my next vacation.

See, eBay can be instructional too! Who woulda thunk it, that sugar cubes were invented by an oversexed Czeckerland!

I like the bright pink box and the heart shaped "cubes".
All they need are those little Valentine sayings.A perfect
Czeckerland Valentine's gift with a bottle of Hill's. You
can tell her it's imported!

The real split-personality bit is when they go on to accurately describe the *French* absinthe ritual, instead of the Czeckerland cube-burning one...