I'd be worried if there was such a thing as global warming.

But all the flooding we've had the last two years puts that myth to bed.

Good thing we live in the end of times, or someone might have to PTFA.

Yup, ice in my absinthe tonight. I may be an ugly American, but those 10,000 dead Frogs three years ago should have tried it. Or if they had normal grocery stores, crawling in the frozen foods section.

I'm drunk, it's too hot to sleep and my xit's on fire.

Before the fucktards who live in the desert sound off, I live on the coast for a reason.

The weather right about
now is as awful as it was
last year right about now
for LF05.

True.

An Awful Truth.

LF05 had it's share.

Ain't that the truth.

It's been xit hot here, this year... prolly 95F today and tomorrow...

And I hafta go to a funeral today...

Xit!

Killer heat?

Just stepped outside...98F here in The Valley...xit

106F in the shade on my porch.

Yep. It's hot.

Just be glad you're not dressed in "funeral" black...

Just be glad you're not dressed in all "black leather" (undies too...)

That fingers.



Valley of the Lords?

Ha.

Went to Candida's for
a pre-work beer or
5, and a couple xots.

Got to work and the
meth addled mgr. that
makes the schedule
had put 1 too many
fuckz on the floor.

That one too many
would be me.

So I came home
and sweltered in
front of the fan.

Yep, it's hot.

It's really, really hot.

And I'm really, really broke.

Liberating.

FI'YAH!

Yes, the world IS on fire.

Long live the Lounge.

107F!!!

81F with a nice cool breeze coming off the water.

It's definitely cooler here in the desert today.

112F in the shade @4:20 duuuuude!!!

I'm melting.

Where's the fog?

Melting...

It's only 100 here today.

Hah. It's 65 and rainy here. Of course, it'll probably be 100 tomorrow when I have a big concert in an un-air-conditioned chapel.

I hope you have to wear a wool suit.

Um, that's SPAZ's line!

What's the world coming to...

Grate, heat causes brain damage. Next I'll be taking about Dairy Queen.

I promise to shoot you if it comes to that.

92F Friday,
88 today,
72 now,
Cold front coming thorugh, Wee-Ha...

I'm drinking "Helles Absinthe" tonight.

7PM and still 100F.

Almost 11:30PM and still 82F outside, a goodbit warmer inside. I think I'll sleep in the bed of my truck tonight.

I've only lived here for a bit over 40 years, so it might be a bit early to tell, but I think the climate is a changin'.

Naaa, it's just you.

Mebbe I shudda put in AC.

“The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco.”

Samuel - Mark Twain - Clemens

He never lived in Seattle.

It was only 37.2c on my deck Saturday.

Only?

It was only 22.2c inside my house on Saturday.

It was only comfortable
here, fuckini' finally,
last night and today.