well, he'd probably be sliced ham, but that's besides the point.

Actually, I happen to have a liking for liver, but I'd definitely count propinquity to Rimmy & Porkio among life's blessings.

(CG: The term "blessings" is not intended to convey any religious proclivity, and should not be interpreted as an indication of such. "Propinquity" and "proclivity" did not make your peeve list, so I will, for the present, assume that their usage is sanctioned.)

Wow ... first time I ever heard a disclaimer for the word "blessing" before.

And I'm blessed to have heard that.

DG

nobody likes a smartass, Peepers....


well, judging by my hatemail i'm guessing.

I do.

It's funny, that's exactly what my mom used to tell me. Didn't work then, either.

My mom told me not to open umbrellas in the house.

And to fold towels in thirds.

<------ likes smart asses.

Birds of a feather, I suppose.

DG

yeah, well, me too.

but that's what my father used to say to me when i got in a good shot.

so i thought it was appropriate.

I'd like to take off the month of January and go someplace sunny and tropical.

Flock yes.

But, you're a dumbass.

You get one of those Two Beer Can Hats...

This is another really fair offer, if you are looking
for a small SE tube amp, with source selection and volume control.
ANTIQUE SOUND LABS

Unfortunately tube-poweramps are not the right choice for
the speakers I use.

More models. more models who will do nastier, kinkier things (so CG will stop calling the site 'artsy, but not porn').

sounds like a good plan.

a little something to guide you:

pornography



<application> Still or moving images, usually of women, in
varying states of nudity, posing or performing erotic acts
with men, women, animals, machines, or other props. Some say
it degrades women, some say it corrupts young boys (who
down-load it from the World-Wide Web or exchange it on
floppy disks). Most of it is in the form of JPEG images.
There are many sites on the World-Wide Web offering porn of
all sorts, almost always for a subscription. It is said that
these are a driving force in the evolution of new technology
and techniques for the web. Advertisments for them certainly
constitute a significant proportion of all spam. There are
even pornographic computer games, an early example being Mac
Playmate.

Beware - many institutions, particularly universities, have
strict rules against their computers and networks being used
to transfer or store such things, and you might get corrupted.

(2002-03-08)



Source: The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing, © 1993-2003 Denis Howe


hey, they even have Balz' animal preferences in that description!!!

What I want most is a get-away weekend at Neverland Ranch. I want to see it up close and personal - handheld tours of the chambers, candid photographs and dress up time.

Does anyone remember a movie called Demon Seed? A computer
with artificial intelligence builds itself a metal dick and somehow
impregnates a woman.

Women and machines? I think this movie qualifies as soft core
porn.

And this thread started out about what people want most for christmas.

I think it is clear-porn,lots of porn.And blowup
dolls(female,male, and Michael Jackson.)

Some people do have doubts about those department store
santas-"Sit on my lap and I'll give you a candy cane."

I personally have doubts about my proctologist. Hey ... come to think of it, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders!

DG

Stop going to Dr. Batemaster if you don't like it!

http://www.kerman94.com/XmasBoobies.HTM


Nothing to add, the link speaks for itself.

That's the tits!

sounds like you have better insurance than i do.

i only get a finger-bang.

I want a Mistletoe belt for Xmas.

I'm horribly allergic to mistletoe. I've spent entirely too many holidays in the ER, getting cortisone injections. Ugh. I hope that's not the case for you, Porkio. May your Christmas wish come true.

Where did you put the mistletoe?



That sounds painful.

Sorry to hear about the hospital visits!

Well, I thought I had HMO, but they mispelled it: HOMO. Hmmm .....

DG

If I could have anything for christmas, then I'd get an M1A1 Abrams tank to drive to work in.

The Zen looks interesting, but I dont' see the output transformer. The Plate/filiment transformer is in the back. I suspect the output transformer is inside the chassis.

Too bad I got rid of my tubes at a hamfest years ago. I used to have a boatload of 6L6, 12V6, 12AT6, etc.

Spucky,
the king of the runon quote.
EDIT them to the salient points!

But then he would not be Spucky anymore.

He'd still misspell.

Dam strayt.

DG