... everybody Row!
(So who keeps track of the killed Iraqi children?)
Full Version: Misery is the River of the World...
Um...
Fuck you George W. Bush and all you fucking Nazi neocon cocksuckers!
Fuck you George W. Bush and all you fucking Nazi neocon cocksuckers!
Yup.
... 'fraid so.
Drink up and make 'em all doubles!
... 'fraid so.
Drink up and make 'em all doubles!
I like to taste the herbs.
I'll just drink twice as many.
I'll just drink twice as many.
Very good, sir!
I always thought it would be funny if the rapture happened and no one noticed.
I'd just take one of their cars.
I'm pretty sure I'd be "left below."
Ha!
We'd have a good time.
We'd have a good time.
Damn straight, kooky one.
I'm rowing as
fast as I can...
fast as I can...
Okay boys, row fasting , the skipper wants to waterski.
Row fasting?
I'll starve.
I'll starve.
All I know is, if I were they and swimming in that, this country would be in deep trouble cuz I'd personally kick every one of your asses.
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people
were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents
who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and
former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the
ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling. Let's
send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds
and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the
award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is
as stupid does."
Come on people wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on to
everyone in your address book. Our Country and our troops need
our support.
a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by
a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in
Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70
year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in
his wheelchair by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davey Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy
diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the
remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other
was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people
were killed by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
Nope, .I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling,
do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone,
particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security
screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.
They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little
kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents
who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old
Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning and
former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim Males between the
ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling. Let's
send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds
and other dunder-headed attorneys along with Federal Justices
that want to thwart common sense, feel doubly ashamed of
themselves -- if they have any such sense. As the writer of the
award winning story "Forrest Gump" so aptly put it, "Stupid is
as stupid does."
Come on people wake up!!! Keep this going. Pass it on to
everyone in your address book. Our Country and our troops need
our support.
That was sent to me via email. I just cut and pasted. It is supposed to be a history test. Some test huh?
If I was there and them I'd be pissed,
but I'm not.
I say we go over there and kick every one of their asses, even those nice Jewish boys, they've been pissing me off lately too.
but I'm not.
I say we go over there and kick every one of their asses, even those nice Jewish boys, they've been pissing me off lately too.
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I say we go over there and kick every one of their asses,
We already tried that in Iraq and Afghanistan but failed miserably. I doubt that it(kicking their asses) will make any difference.
A much longer list of countries we've fucked with could be made. Why do you tnink they're trying to "kick some ass"?
Ass kicking is what got us here but it won't get us out. It'll take changing our ways and something else that the creeps at the top seem incapable of at present . . .
Diplomacy.
If there's ass to be kicked it's the big money ass that's hijacked our country.
Ass kicking is what got us here but it won't get us out. It'll take changing our ways and something else that the creeps at the top seem incapable of at present . . .
Diplomacy.
If there's ass to be kicked it's the big money ass that's hijacked our country.
Even Mr. Bigg has a conscience,
the cold hearted bastards I'm worried about are all the
heedless little stockholders that hold Mr. Big accountable,
they are not exactly a million points of light.
"I have met the enemy and he is us"
Pogo
the cold hearted bastards I'm worried about are all the
heedless little stockholders that hold Mr. Big accountable,
they are not exactly a million points of light.
"I have met the enemy and he is us"
Pogo
Cottage industry is the answer
grow it, spin it or distill it yourself.
Quit buying up everything hoping to make a profit on the sale
stay at home and knit, produce a product and don't expect your pension unless you grow it yourself.
Houses are not an investment, they are a place to live.
Forget the contract and do your work.
grow it, spin it or distill it yourself.
Quit buying up everything hoping to make a profit on the sale
stay at home and knit, produce a product and don't expect your pension unless you grow it yourself.
Houses are not an investment, they are a place to live.
Forget the contract and do your work.
You are wise.
The Feds have their mits all over Gold and Silver right now (Fuck You Mr. Paulson!) but it won't discourage me!
Kirk?
Kirk?
The higher that the monkey can climb, the more he shows his tail...
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