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Thanks for making a home for me here, and bearing with my first 1,000 posts.

I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating. I’ve never found a message board that’s as much fun, educational, sharp, quick-witted, hot-tempered, kind, sarcastic, honest, funny, friendly, real, helpful, present and out there as this one.

DG

It's not like you won a fucking Oscar.

Good job!

Nice work, cheeky monkey.

Your wife must miss you.

Ha! Ain't that the truth.

Although, it turns me on when she talks about my hard drive!

DG

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...even as she's trying to reformat your floppy disk?

+1

You make it sound like we're boy scouts.

Well, drunk boy scouts.

I'll probably be hittin' 1K sometime today. Whoopeeeee.

And Girl Scouts, don't forget.
Drunk Girl Scouts.

Congratulations BedWetter!

have you been reading my arrest records?

"but he told me doing this would help me earn a merit badge"


then there was the whole "eating brownies" fiasco.......

He said "eating" "brownies".
You're killin' me today, buddy.

Too freakin' funny!



DG

Drunk Girl Scouts. Yum.

The best thing about drunk girl scouts?

They bring the cookies with them for afterwards.

i like to eat the box right out of them

You're kinda creepy. Thank Jeebus!

nah, i was going for funny.

eat them right out of the box - eat the box right out of them.



oh, you got that and it still sounded creepy?


jeebus, if Rimbaud Rimbaud thought it was creepy i MUST be doing something right!

Mmm, drunken girl scouts. . .

does it get any better?

"It doesn't get any better than this" would be a better motto for drunken girl scouts than for crappy beer.

Does it get better?
Sure.
Have 'em play field hockey.

I took an old girlfriend to the mall, walked her into a uniform shop and asked the clerk if I could get a girlscout uniform for her. She almost freaked and they guy chased us out fo the store...

Damn, you'd think it was the first time anyone asked!?!?

Hell, there has got to be a black market for adult female sized girlscout uniforms...

Yes, it's called prison.

DG

Hell, I got one for me.
Look harder.

and i bet you look quite sexy in it.

although i'd rather you wore knickers underneath, i can see your thin mint.

I wish I was the horny asshole who figured out that going to court to be the first guy to play field hockey was a 'good thing'.

That man. . . was very wise.

I'd wear a skirt, no problem. all the way into the ladies locker-room after a hard game.

'Oh here, Cindy. You dropped your towel!'

'What's that Katie? You want your back washed? You bet! What? don't forget to wash your ass? Not a problem!'

'Group-shower-hug? Yay! I love all this team spirit!'


Yeah, field hockey would be cool. . .

i already do.

I favor coulottes.

Pantalooooooooooooons!

Leather trousers.

Fleece.