Milwaukee Is Named 'Drunkest City'

MILWAUKEE - Milwaukee has been ranked by Forbes.com as "America's Drunkest City" on a list of 35 major metropolitan areas ranked for their drinking habits.

Forbes said Tuesday it used numbers from the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to rank cities in five areas: state laws, number of drinkers, number of heavy drinkers, number of binge drinkers and alcoholism.

Minneapolis-St. Paul was ranked second overall; followed by Columbus, Ohio; Boston; Austin, Texas; Chicago; Cleveland; Pittsburgh and then Philadelphia and Providence, R.I., in a tie for ninth.

Rick DeMeyer, 28, said Wednesday as he was celebrating his birthday at G-Daddy's BBC he could understand Milwaukee's ranking.

"I have had people stay with me from London and Chicago, and they can't get over how much we drink," he said. "I guess we do."

But officials at Visit Milwaukee, the area's convention and visitors bureau, contend that the city has come a long way in ridding itself of its beer-guzzling image.

Milwaukeeans have plenty of other ways to entertain themselves without drinking alcohol, said Dave Fantle, a spokesman for the group. He noted a new convention center and baseball park had been built and the Milwaukee Art Museum expanded in recent years.

"We've gone from Brew City to new city," he said.

At least Boston is fourth. I haven't been contributing to the rating that much lately. If I started contributing more maybe we would get bumped up to third or second even.

And that "snitty fag"™ Geyboy won't send me any of his beer like he sends to Dinky. Otherwise I might be drinking more.

It's all in kegs right now.

Actually,
I gots some sour beer in bottles if'n you want.

Wonder why it's #1? It's not like they make most American beer there or anything.

PORKY!

RIMMY!

LOUD NOISES!

So you're saying I gotta come over if I want a drink?

Why n the hell wood he wanna listen to your snitty ass wine all evening?

JACK!

SNITTY FAGGOT!

Snitty or Shnitty?

Depends on if you're German....

Half German, ('splains the faginess)
half English. ('splains the snittyness)

Where'd the just plain asshole part cum from then?

Umm...you got that reversed.

A bit of Scottish blood,
via Newfoundland.

I know how you feel. I don't even bother checking my mail any more.

I don't even have to ask for it.
It just shows up on my doorstep.
Y'all should get yourself some boobs.
And a sweet disposition.

Hey, I have a sweet disposition.

But your boobs are decidedly masculine.

And, my ass you have a sweet disposition.

I’m prolly the most misunderstood person on the interweb.

I think Cros thinks of us all as his boobs, in a megalomaniacal sort of way.

Just some be a whole lot bigger than others.

RIMMY!

You can have your wolf hand made of cheese back now.

Ah, that 'splains the small penis!

I don't even want to know how you know that about him.

He took all his clothes off at LCLF - that's how.

He thought he'd go Hot Tubbing.

He didn't know it was empty.

I don't remember.

No xit, apexit.

I told you I didn't want to know.

Next LCLF you guys should try this:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/08/30/di...fication_shame/

I can't believe they disqualified the guy. I mean he beat everyone else WHILE he was fucking the doll! That's amazing!

PUSSY!

Thanks, Porkster!

Oooh, it's all warm inside.

We gots to meet up soon & knock back a few, mang.

Definitely.

Right now I'm working 7 days a week, 12 hours a day, but in 3 weeks I'm a free man.
Then we'll get schnockered and triznashed, all at the same time.

Um, I got the boobs, I got the disposition- but I don't gots no booze on MY doorstep, what gives? I'm gonna go cry now.

I've already requested you for my crew. The union said no problem, inter-local relations and all. Bring a hammer.

No problem. I'm not doing anything for those other 12 hours per day aside from not sleeping. I'd probably break all my fingers with the hammer though. Got a nail gun? he he he.....

Sounds rad to me. Buzz me when yer free...

You guys outtah celly mins?

Metro cards empty?

AssToreYeeYah!
and Da Pillage
aren't 'zactly worlds
apart.

And to A the Q-
Um, no.
Atown is outtah the
running, on a 'cuz:

I'm living here in
TallyTown.