Just a helpful hint:
Five glasses of wine do NOT mix with Valium.
Even a little itty bitty Valium.

I awoke with strange things in my purse, a $3.50 bar tab, and no car.
And I was told I almost eloped with an old, fat bald man.

And that all happened by 8:15 pm.

Apparently, I'm getting into Seattle mode.

Old?

Fat?

Bald?

I don't remember such an encounter.

If you awoke with that in NYC that would mean you drank a glass of water at the bar, most likely a small one with no ice.

Grate.

Awesome ... I'll bring the valium.

Someone else can cover the bar tab. :)

DG

2005 Yellow Tail Shiraz was on sale for $5.99 today.
I'm impressed, especially for the price.
Perfect accompaniment to the first meal I ever learned to cook.
Which I cooked, for the second time ever, for someone else.

Wow,
yer growing up.

I doubt you need to take it that far.

Um, no doubt...

The Queen of the
Dozen and Dirt Bag
Bars.

Life on the low side.

They do if you take a vicodin first.

They do mix with Zanax.

Who wants to know?











How 'bout an introduction?

I'm sure that scared he® off.

Sorry, don't scare off that easy. It was rude not to itroduce myself. Well, I'm Just Another Girl, from Orange County. I enjoy puppies and long walks in the park. But seriously, been in the OC for about a year, originally from AZ, lived in Mexico and also Amsterdam. I am an artist of sorts, and love the ocean. I have been drinking absinthe for about ten years, and obviously love it. I fucking hate intrtoductions. I'm not very shy - so if you have a particular question - just ask.

Where's Smuttty???

Not shy....I knew I should have driven South on Friday.

Well Stroller, I guess I'm not very anonymous, with my photo and all. Yes, you should have driven down. A good time was had by all. But there will be more good times in the future.

You could have been another JMFranc puppet........

Who says she ain't?

Show us your tits?

Mebbe she'll be at JackFest NoOne™...

And mebbe she's smart.

Turns out it wasn't the Valium.
It's just wine.

If I believed in God, I'd think it was His punishment for all my blasphemy.

Thankfully, beer is still a secular drink.

It's why I'm stickin'
w/Bud.

No more boxed wine for you?

Good idea.

My sleep habits
have become
corrupted lately.

Wogger Wed Wine Wemedy time.

I gotta half a bottle of chianti.
Wanna race to la-la land?

You'll prol(e)y win.

I got a nap today.
You might have the advantage.

I got frusterated.
DSL and router
trouble.

Peeps yakked to
tech support for
ages.

Big tits help
on the phone
too, apparently.

Any parties next
weekend? I got
time off.

I think there might be one.
If you don't mind drinking beer with a bunch of degenerates.

I've done
that.
I'll think
about it.

Thinking and drinking
makes for a dangerous combination.

One is for
drowning out
the din of the
udder.

Amen.

Cranial cacophony.

Needs drownin'.

Unless yer brain
is dull and bores ya.

Mine scares me.

It knows me too well.

Or lubricating,
depending on the company.

Ha!
I slipped a couple
up yer post-ass,
Wogger.

2 finger typing
is too slow, bitch.

And two fingers of liquor disappears too fast

Desktop dead.
Typing on a laptop.
Too squished.
Typo hell.

Sqished laptop sounds like a painful story