My Girlfriend and I have never tried Absinthe before. She is going to be 21 in a week she is very interested in trying absinthe. I am from Seattle and could take the drive to CanuckyFuckyLand to buy a bottle but I was informed everything up there is garbage. I recently ordered two bottles of absinthe, I ordered Clandestine and Vision from absinth24.net is this a guy a fake or is he actually going to send me my bottles. If not can anyone lead me in the right direction on how to order a bottle of two and what or recomend a bottle for a newbie? Thanks anything would help Martin

If you get your order from absinth24, consider yourself fortunate, and then never order from them again. Absintheonline.com (sister site is absintheclassics.com) and www.absinthe-distribution.com are both reliable, stick to them.

And if you're JMFranc, welcome.

Who the fuck is Fartin? (too easy)

nitraM.

Easier.

Yes, but they won't contain absinthe.

TGO awakins!

Martin, please introduce yerself.

Why?

My alarm clock went off. I'll get back to sleep as soon as I smash the sucker.

I'm w/Pussy on this 'un.

Lessee the fuck even sticks
around and learns grammar.

He who smelt it...

Oh, lest we forget: ' (and ' for the original).

And if your girlfriend wants to give you a present for your birthday, may I suggest "Eats, Shoots & Leaves"?

When I drink I feign interest in little things, like fecal matter.

Oh, so you wrap your bed with Saran Wrap™?

Only before the Crisco Parties.

There is no reply I can make without looking any worse, so I shall abandon shit.

No wonder you use Saran Wrap™

And no wonder
"Martin" is outtah
heeyah.

No, actually I was in Oregon for the weekend visiting my family. Happily my absinthe found its way home the day I returned from visting with my parents. Now my girlfriend is making me wait until her birthday before I can crack the bottles open. What a bitch!

Just a question why are there two different labels for the Le Bleue Clandestine bottles?

To confuse you and make you ask silly questions...you should open those bottles by cracking them over your girlfriend's head.

Ok, i'll be nice(I do hang at H5 from time to time, so I cunt help it)..the original bottles had one label and subsequent bottles of the same recipe had a different label, but both are still available...of course there are now three offerings from Claude. Savvy?

Tis onnacuzza you are both of the snitty fag persuasion and cunt help it.

Your'e kidding right? This is the absinthe forum with Balz™. I suggest you either get a pair, or get a new girlfriend.

Or get a new absinthe forum.

Big enough Balz™ for The Cuff?

Apparently mine were.

I thought that was at Cha Cha's.

That was my bladder.

You should get another ribbon for your attendance.

We all should.

Now that's what I call "fruit" salad...

Ha!