Well?

Louchie's witty insults.

What? No 'All of the Above'?

It is easy to feel at home when everyone else is also insane.

zactly.

kinda like finding a group of friends that are fatter than you so you feel good about yourself?

I was looking for that option, too.

Nah. More like, "You sick fucks understand my jokes."

hey!

nobody said we understand.

we just nod our heads to make it stop.

I like the never ending salad bar.

DG

although the sneeze guard could use some cleaning.

I was hoping to score some hot poon, actually

End of the salad bar, to the right of the soup.

DG

Does that go well with kim chee?

Thank your god we finally got
some more in this joint.

Personally, I was looking for the button marked "killing time at work". Being a telecommuter who only leaves the house twice a week, I guess "I am a shut-in" came close enough!

I have to sit at my PC for 7 hrs a day, 4 days a week, waiting for an IP phone to ring. It rings on average twice an hour, each call lasting maybe 4 minutes. So, that leaves an average of 52 minutes every hour to fill. But, since the phone is in the basement, I can't walk to other parts of the house; I have to be within 2 ring answering range.

I used to spend most of my "working" hours on the EastEnders board, but lately the intelligence level has really taken a nosedive. So, I guess that means you guys are stuck with me for the foreseeable future (or until MY intelligence takes a nosedive!).

those EastEnders must be more retarded than Corky after years of eating lead paint while playing hockey without a helmet if you come HERE for intelligence.

Ha!

This where I unwind, between floorplans and renderings.
It's either this or 1940's Hawaiian shirts.
Well, actually both, but then I do what I want anyway.

I'm too drunk to do anything else.

I like that tingly feeling it gives me in the pants...

good crowd to drink with

All of the above would have been good. Anyway it's hard to find an eccentric a bunch with as good a humor. (Not to mention good taste in bad habits).

Other than the salad bar, if I ever get kicked out, I have some many new friends to move in with!

DG

I like salad bars,too.Does the one here have all those special herbs?Can I get high if I go back enough times?

Because I have'nt been kicked out yet.(Enter scathing comments here.)

And you are a swell bunch.

...did somebody say SaladDays?

I keep coming back because I want to see what my member title got updated to. Yup, looks like I'll hafta come back again tomorrow.

I really do enjoy the information, humor, and intelligence(of most) of the posts here. However, QUIT LOOKING AT ME!

I accidentally deleted all my other bookmarks, and I'm too lazy to google up anything else...

You mean there's a salad bar?

That big Mutha Fucka and the door won't let me in the back room. What else you got back there?

Well the fish slapping in the front room is fairly entertaining.
As well as the lady running laps around the room .

Now, quit looking at me!

Look right the fuck into my eyes.
Good!
Now get me some fried chickpeas.

Did I say "garbanzo"?

The salad bar. no question.

Hands down the best, chunkiest blue cheese dressing in the States.

Close enough. My standards are obviously pretty low.

The only place that allows me