> Have a history teacher explain this...if they can
>
> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
>
> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
>
> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
> Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
>
> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
> Both Presidents were shot in the head.
>
> Now it gets really weird.
>
> Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.
>
> Both were assassinated by Southerners.
> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
>
> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
>
> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
>
> Both assassins were known by their three names.
> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
>
> Now hang on to your hat!!
>
> Lincoln was shot at the theatre named 'Ford.'
> Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'
>
> Lincoln was shot in a theatre and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a
theatre.
>
> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
>
> And here's the final strange fact ...
>
> A week before Lincoln was shot, he visited Monroe, Maryland
> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Kennedy was Lincoln reincarnated.

Spooky.

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm

Oh poop

Poop in the urinal.

I love snopes.

I once knew a Scotish lad who thought
Shriners were mythical creatures
like unicorns.

More like unitesticles.

Do I have to join H5 to get one of those cars???

And the hat too.

A bad fascion statement, and for the money, you could buy decent shoes.

Don't be knocking the fez.

Or the fez monkey!

I wouldn't dare.
We all know he has evil powers.

I've got no money to buy xoes these days...

Try eBay.

Quit yer bitchinz and go make some beer!

I cunt, reeb ingredients cost money too...

Sell some preban refills. Franqie can show you how.

Indeed!

Not as much as those damn shoes!

I haven't bought xoes since JackFest™!!!

Then make some beer.

Please?