Grey Boy
Oct 31 2006, 05:14 AM
Though I agree WalMart sucks and I never shop there,
This is fuckin' hilarious.
Crosby
Oct 31 2006, 05:29 PM
Just when you think you've seen it all...
TheGreenOne
Nov 1 2006, 12:27 PM
Didn't know WalMart was so snitty.
greeneyes
Nov 2 2006, 03:03 PM
Anyone click on the "Our Mission" link?
They seem to be getting a little off target,
but I signed up for their newsletter anyway.
I wanna know when the freaks come out.
2loucheltrec
Nov 2 2006, 08:48 PM
the freaks come out at night!!!
greeneyes
Nov 2 2006, 09:14 PM
That'll save me a whole lot of clicking. Thanks, 2ly.
Porkio
Nov 3 2006, 10:13 AM
QUOTE
American businesses across the nation are being blackmailed by the devil himself. They are being forced by the "politically correct" dogma (abortion, homosexuality, etc) of our day to accept his terms.
Thank God for Satan! He's my hero if that's what he's been up to.
I'm also impressed the Devil himself is doing the blackmailing. Very hands on of him. Usually he doles those responsibilities out to either the 2nd assistant devil, devil gaffer, or devil best boy.
TheGreenOne
Nov 3 2006, 10:49 AM
You're thinking of the President.
Porkio
Nov 3 2006, 11:57 AM
There's a difference?
TheGreenOne
Nov 3 2006, 12:02 PM
The Devil is clever.
Porkio
Nov 3 2006, 01:49 PM
More good Christian news Wow, no comedian could have thought of something funnier.
"OK, I admit it, I committed a felony and bought crystal meth and solicted a male prostitute. But at least I ain't no faggot!"
alanmoss
Nov 3 2006, 01:55 PM
One fact about Wal-Mart you may not know .. is that their shops in the UK sell absinthe (well sort of): Apsinthion from Poland.
jaded prol
Nov 3 2006, 02:40 PM
It figures that they'd sell crap.
As for "the Devil," George Bush senior would better fit the role (as would Cheney). Remember, two thirds of Chimp is imp.
Interesting about Repugs, those that scream the most against gays probably are self-hating closet gays themselves. All of them suck though.
Porkio
Nov 3 2006, 02:55 PM
I'm surprised they haven't commissioned an absinthe made for 3 cents a bottle by 11 year olds in Singapore.
Plunger
Nov 3 2006, 08:00 PM
Too expensive.
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