Too bad I missed this one

This authentic tumbleweed may be a nuisance for some but a treasure for others. Are you planning a western party but live in the middle of a green and lush surrounding? Or maybe you're making a movie and you need to make your set look like the Old West. We have quite a variety of tumbleweed or sagebrush available. Hey we live in Nevada-there's nothing else out here!! So just let us know how much you need and where to send it. We've got lots of cowboys to get the job done! Hey, I know you are excited about seeing this, so let's get this all in perspective. In order to get a tumbleweed in a box, it has to fit a box that is no larger than 84". By measuring the length of the box and then around the entire box is how you come up with 84". I have done the shopping for box sizes and the best box is 16 x 16 x 16. So get out a tape meaure and you will see how big your tumbleweed will be. The weed pictured is cool, but it costs $42 to mail it. If you want to stick to the $6 shipping cost, then the weed will be a medium sized one that will fit in the 16 x 16 x16 box. Get it? Good! So bid away and let the cowboys out to collect them tumbleweeds!

And don't forget our forum budy

Herbsaint replaced absinthe in cocktails in New Orleans, mainly the Sazerac. It was similar to absinthe but with no wormwood. Kind of a strong pastis.

Fo' real?

Wow. And here I thought you replaced the absinthe in an old bottle so you could shill it as preban.

Yeah, with fake labels . . .

Fake label? I don't think so...

Is that the best you've got? Really?

I was replying to GreenOne because he said "WTF?" - please pay attention.

The first thing that he's said that there is no argument for.

You PTFA, I was being sarcastic.

Drek art, please introduce yourself.
It is customary to introduce oneself.
You were earlier pissily encouraged to do so by Grey Boy.
As an additional note, Grey Boy's pissy asides
typically stand in good stead of sound advice 'round these here parts.

No need now Peeps m'dear,
it's the new JimFranc with improved social skills.

This is improvement?

I had a boss that once told me,

"Not everyone is as intelligent as you are. You have to make allowances for them."


He was so right.

I'm sick of mediocracy.
The burden always falls on the shoulders of the capable.
Thank goodness the boss of this dump would say no such thing.

Amen.

He was trying to help you feel better but you were too dumb to get the sarcasm.

sigh

Indeed.

pfffh

Did someone say something mediocre?

You're nothing if not generous, Cros.

Kewel, Drekfart is trying to impress us with his wit. Dumass.

Well, I'm impressed.

His wit was subtle, right?

Right?

*chirp*

Anyone,
Right?

Too subtle for me, I need a 20 ton press before I get a tinge.

This is the Lounge. Insulting is fine but he should at least try to be clever. Or, perhaps he was trying. Allowances may need to be made.

Waste of a label:

Maybe Frankie wants to fill it up with :pre-ban". PM me and I'll send you the ebay #.

They're a dime a dozen when one is printing their own.

JM couldn't have printed that label. All the spelling is correct.

OK, then.

Having them printed.

BLACK TOILET TISSUE Absinthe Goth absinth

If that were made from the flesh of goth babies I'd buy it.

Poser!

Goths don't have babies!

JMF finally hooks one

He prolly made buttkiss on that, when you consider the time he spent attaching that fake label onto the bottle, butt I understand it's the principle of the thing that counts here.

When it comes to JM, there are no principles.

For VU fans.

You can be a VU fan but still... look how many PF 1914 you can buy

Thanks, GTO.
Whatever happened to waiting till an auction closes to post it on an open forum?

Happened here also.
Seems to have caused a But it Now.

Looks like someone is getting a present.

Sorry for driving the price up.

Ya think?