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Grey Boy
No. Not really. I just thought I'd say that.
hissykitties
Ha!
Funny thing is that the post over at FV was started the day after I purchased the book.
Wild Bill Turkey
Finally, an absinthe spoon for G&C.


Oh, and PhiL stays up all night playing with a paper clip.
G&C
About damn time!
I love it.

Unfortunately, my bank account is bust.
mthuilli
QUOTE(Wild Bill Turkey @ Dec 20 2006, 09:37 PM) *

Oh, and PhiL stays up all night playing with a paper clip.

We had a discussion about it on Heure Verte, it is made by the Parisian silversmith Roger not by Phil. You can even clip it on a glass.
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Crosby
Clever. It's amazing what a person can think of under the influence of LSD. ufo10.gif
Selmac
Yes, it certainly is
Crosby
The thieves of Luxembourg aren't dead.

This fuckhead is still trying to unload this
mthuilli
Belgians are also good these days on eBay.
Wild Bill Turkey
Yes, you read it right. I'm starting the bidding for this carafe at 3255.00, and These are the only pictures I'm going to show you!
sixela
And I can't spell fuck even in my native language - but that doesn't matter, because I'm trying to rip off an American who won't know better.
Crosby
That's what I thought it said.
mthuilli
iloilo123 was Le.Bougnat before, he usually bids on absinthe antiques just to raise market prices, not to buy, and then try to sell his own antiques at high prices. His two carafes are way too expensive.
Wild Bill Turkey
ĦĦĦRARE Mignonette!!!... ABSINTHE??
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Waiting to see if this ebay sales strategy works for this crooktard.
Crosby
Dude, you scored.
Crosby
Taking selling your empties to the next level:

"PLEASE NOTE: The absinthe bottle has been emptied to comply with ebay standards for listing!"

COIL -RARE ABSINTHE BOX (Time Machines, Elph) LTD/250

Starting bid: US $599.95

NURSE WITH WOUND -ABSINTHE BOX (CYCLOBE,ARANOS) LTD/100

Starting bid: US $599.95

CURRENT 93 -ABSINTHE BOX (LAShTAL, Psychic TV) LTD/100

Starting bid: US $699.95
justabob
Is this like art or something?
Le Gimp
It is like it but not quite it.
Crosby
Like art, only different.
Crosby
Fun with grinders
Wild Bill Turkey
Just add your own spigot, and you've got a $400.00 Perfume Dispenser
hissykitties
Ribbed for your pleasure.
Le Gimp
All your post are belong to me!
Crosby
Um, right.

ABSINTHE DECANTER ~ BAR TAVERN ~ BITTERS DISPENSER
ORIGINAL ~ RARE ~ LEAD GLASS BARTOP ~ POURER 1880

I AM HAVING T O RELIST THIS AS THE GUY WHO WON CANT PAY FOR IT..IF YOU DONT HAVE THE CASH THEN DONT BID..DUH..HE IS BARRED FROM BIDDING

THIS IS A VERY RARE ORIGINAL ABSINTHE / BITTERS DISPENSER THAT WOULD HAVE SET ON A PUBLIC BAR..THE DEAL IS VERY HEAVY SOLID GLASS WITH NO PROBLEMS..NO CHIPS , CRACKS , HAIRLINES ETC..THE GLASS HAS A PURPLE TINT AS IT SHOULD FROM THE SUN AGING THE LEAD CONTENT IN THE GLASS..THERE ARE SOME BUBBLES AND A LARGE STRAW MARKS BY THE BRASS POUR SPOT ON THE BOTTOM..IF THIS LOOKS LIKE A CRACK IT ISNT..JUST A LARGE STRAW MARK..

THE POURER IS BRASS WITH AN IVORY HANDLE..THE SPOUT IS LOOSE FROM THE GLASS AS THE OLD RUBBER BACKING THAT HOLDS THE ITEM SECURE AGAINST THE GLASS ON THE INSIDE HAS SHRUNK AND ROTTED FROM AGE..AS THE ITEM SETS NOW IT WILL LEAK ANY LIQUID THROUGH THIS AREA..THIS IS AN ORIGINAL ITEM AND FROM THE LATE 1800'S..I PICKED THIS ITEM UP ALONG WITH THE ORIGINAL 1895 BUDWEISER POSTER I SOLD A FEW WEEKS AGO ON EBAY....I CURRENTLY HAVE AN OLD BLATZ BEER KEG FROM THE SAME ESTATE..THIS GUY HAD SOME VERY RARE BAR ITEMS..

THIS ITEM STANDS ABOVE THE REST AND IS GUARANTEED OLD AND ORIGINAL..NO REPO JUNK HERE..YOU WILL KNOW ITS REAL AS SOON AS YOU SEE IT !!..VERY HEAVY AND SOLID PIECE..YOU WONT FIND ANOTHER..I START STUFF AT A 1.00 AND IF THERE IS NO REAL INTEREST IN A FEW DAYS I WILL CANCEL THE SALE AND SEND IT OUT EAST TO A LIVE AUCTION..SNIPING IS FINEAT THE END BUT SHOW SOME INTEREST AT THE FRONT END AS I DONT SCHILL BID MY STUFF UP BUT ALSO WONT LOSE IT FOR A TOKEN 5.00 BID.....THE RARE STUFF IS HARD TO FIND !!..HERE IT IS ..THANKS TOM
Crosby
Absinthe DARK blend make your own absinth bottle

This is just for the dark blend if that's all you want to try. you won't be dissapointed. Quite possibly my personal favorite. It is very flavorful, and has a beautiful louche. Has extracts of wormwood, eucalyptus, cloves, cinnamon, cardamom, and orange

Simply add both essences to a litre bottle of vodka and you're ready to enjoy. I recommend an 80 proof to experience the full range of flavour, you can use 100 proof if you wish. Obviously the higher quality vodka you use will result in a higher quality absinth.

to drink once blended: pour 2 - 3 ounces of absinth in a glass, pour an equal amount of water over a sugar cube in a slotted spoon resting over the glass, if not available a regular spoon with granulated sugar works just as well. pour slowly, enjoy the louche (turns cloudy/milky with the addition of water) stir, and you're ready to enjoy!!!



If you want a genuine absinth experience at a fraction of the cost, this is your best bet. I have had real absinths that cost me 3 times as much and were not as good as these.

Read my feedback, buy with confidence. I ship fast usually the day after payment.

Check my other auctions for more cool items

International buyers, contact me for a shipping quote

For ebay: These contain no alcohol and therefore do not fall under the definition of absinth. These are NOT drugs or drug paraphenalia. They are completely legal for sale and purchase. Sold as a novelty only, not for human consumption. It is ultimately the purchasers responsibilty to determine how they will be used. As the seller I am not responsible for the use or misuse of these products once they leave my possesion. I reserve the right to cancel any sales for any reason.
greeneyes
QUOTE
...Obviously the higher quality vodka you use will result in a higher quality Filterated Czeckerland Xit...

Obviously.
Louched Liver
oh boy

I wondered if this
xit was still going
on.
Louched Liver
Xouldn't be
surprised.
Wild Bill Turkey
Absinthe Spoon Holder
I wonder if that's the original filthy dish-sponge, used back in the day to make it look like it wasn't way too fucking deep to be a spoon-holder.
Bognoz
It would certainly add significantly to the value if it was.

Louched Liver
Looks corked
to me.
Wild Bill Turkey
Pastis for sale on ebay. NWS.
Louched Liver
Can't see the
Marteau label
anywhere.
Bognoz
I musta cummed late.
It's been censored.
absinthist
Nice artificial boobs-artificiality seems to be a norm, not only in ab$inth(e)™'s world.
artemis
QUOTE
I have had real absinths that cost me 3 times as much and were not as good as these.


Prolly true dat.

jaded prol
Outstanding!
Chris
So... who wants to buy a Belgium?

QUOTE
Someone tries to sell Belgium on eBay By PAUL AMES, Associated Press Writer
1 hour, 48 minutes ago



BRUSSELS, Belgium - Hidden among the porcelain fox hounds and Burberry tablecloths on sale at eBay.be this week was an unusual item: "For Sale: Belgium, a Kingdom in three parts ... free premium: the king and his court (costs not included)."

The odd ad was posted by one disgruntled Belgian in protest at his country's political crisis which reached a 100-day landmark Tuesday with no end in sight to the squabbling between Flemish and Walloon politicians.

"I wanted to attract attention," said Gerrit Six, the teacher and former journalist who posted the ad. "You almost have to throw rock through a window to get attention for Belgium."

Six placed the advertisement on Saturday, offering free delivery, but pointing out that the country was coming secondhand and that potential buyers would have to take on over $300 billion (euro220 billion) in national debt.

Like many of Belgium's 10 million citizens, Six is exasperated that the power struggle between the county's French- or Dutch-speaking political parties has left Belgium in political limbo since June 10 elections.

Demands for more autonomy from the Dutch-speaking Flemish are resisted by the French-speaking Walloons, making it impossible to form a government coalition and triggering concern the kingdom is on the verge of a breakup.

Six decided to vent his frustration through the Internet ad.

"My proposal was to make it clear that Belgium was valuable, it's a masterpiece and we have to keep it," he told Associated Press Television News. "It's my country and I'm taking care of it, and with me are millions of Belgians."

Six' idea got a mixed reaction on the streets of Brussels.

"Very funny, typical Belgian humor," said Anne Graux. "It's ridiculous," snapped Nathalie Ginot, a Brussels resident who had her own pragmatic solution to Belgium's woes. "We think it would be good to split Belgium into the three and make Brussels a tax-haven, a capital exempt from all taxes," she said hopefully.

Six vaunted Belgium's attractions to potential buyers from art nouveau architecture to the headquarters of NATO and the European Union and some great beers. But he also warned of the pitfalls of taking on the cacophonous mix of Flemish nationalists, Walloon Socialists and the mayors of all 19 Brussels' boroughs.

EBay was happy to take Six' advertisement.

"It was a really fun listing made by a Belgian," Peter Burin, PR manager of eBay Belgium. "This person, in a very funny way, reminded the Belgians what a great country Belgium actually is and it would be a shame to sell it."

However, the company decided to pull the add Tuesday after receiving a bid of euro10 million ($14 million)

"We decided to take it down, just to avoid confusion," he told APTN.


absinthist
If I could afford, I would it buy it, desolate UE, give grants to Belgian brewers-so they could keep up the good work, and make it real monarchy...
Louchelooker
The irony that the guys last name is "Six" is not lost here.
jaded prol
Is it irony or is it Six?
Kirk
I think I'm going to sell it all on eBay.
Kirk
Anyone want to buy a Buick?
Bognoz
Ever drive it to church on Sunday?
Kirk
Nope, just to the liquor store, s'why it's got 200,000 miles on it.
GreyBoy2
Damn,
liquor store must be next door.
Bognoz
You mean your place of worship isn't open Sundays?
Louched Liver
I've lived in
a state like
that.

Had to drive
to Jersey on
Sunday.
G&C
They are finally seeing the light in this state.

Starting to open them on Sundays a few at a time.
Wild Bill Turkey
Making them see the light, huh?

You nutty illuminati...
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