...when they come for you?

Prolly one of Abby's "friends".

I don't know anyone that young here.
All my friends get senior citizen discounts at the movies.

And on the subject of cops,
met a very cool one the other night.
Old school Vegas.

Got a 2 am phone call from a friend.

Can you come pick me up?
Are you still at the bar with the boys?
No, I'm at the quick stop with a policeman.

No drunk in public (which he deserved).
No DUI (which he also prolly deserved).
Waited with my friend until I got there to pick him up.
Even arranged for the store not to tow my friend's car.

Good man.