The Bad Sex award for the most "unconvincing, perfunctory, embarrassing or redundant sex scene in an otherwise sound literary novel" will be announced tonight.
The Short List
Describe your favorite bad sex scene.
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'You're a sexy lady, know that?' Stan whispered as he unzipped her pants.
That line works every time.
Irvine Welsh is freakin' brilliant.
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Lying on the bed, she looked smaller but still monstrous, wrinkled rolls of flab spilling over the mattress. Foul aromas rose from the putrefying pools of sweat and dead skin trapped within the folds of her flesh.
oooh, CG would like that!
CG is really Andy Kaufman.
yeah, at my space . . .
You're thinking of Dinky.
What's a gribbly nipple?
Does it have Irish cream in it?
Does it have Irish cream in it?
It would be my pleasure to never find out.
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