Who's the oldest Lounge member?
Who's the youngest Lounge member?
Who's the tallest Lounge Member?
Who's the shortest Lounge Member?

Porkio has to be the answer to the last one.

Until Butina joins.

My guess is that Porkio isn't the shortest. Anyone shorter than 5'4" ?

Gimpy the oldest? I think he's a winner for greatest age difference between spouses.

Asta.

Did he marry his grandmother???

I think either 1888 or Zouave is older. They were around during the pre-ban days.

Dinky wins for silliest haircut.

He also has the shortest "towel."

I guess it really depends on what you meant by shortest member.

Figuring the demographics of the Lounge, could cause a stroke, or severe mental impairment.

Which Lounge member wears the ugliest shirts?

I don't know, but all my shirts are alike, just as all my other clothes. That spares me a lot of time figuring out what to wear etc.

Here's your shirt:

Ha! yeah, you wish it would be as interesting as that... But they are all just plain black, sorry...

So I might not have the ugliest shirts, but the most boring ones...

I'll bet I have the ugliest ... if not the loudest shirts.

And I have enough friends and family to prove it.

DG

It's the big 5-0 this weekend..

oh, i dunno....did you see 1900s?

congrats, Timer!!!!

Congrats on the Hawaii 5-0.

I'll be 44 on New Year's Eve.

DG

I'll be feelin' like 44 on New Years Eve.

It's the bottles of DP that keep me going till dawn.

52.784

My new (younger) wife threw away allmost all of my old print 'T' shirts, and clothes from the 60s and 70s (I've still got a pair of Bass Penny Loafers hidden along with some prise Ts).

Left side 5' 11"
Right side 5' 10-1/4"

I can't remember if the Green Spoon/Devil was taller than me or not.
'Course, I spent most of that day horizontal.

6'3" may take it.

Thanks for the wishes, amigos..

But..



Looks like I'm second oldest.

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Club foot or ya Paw smack ya down?

They never meant for prison uniforms to be fashionable nor individualistic!

To paraphrase a southern comedian I once heard...

Im 5'7" or 5'9" depending on which convenient store I am leaving.

And feeling suprisingly young at 30 (/w 31 coming up fast)

But ya look like shit.

Christ, you're 30? Have you seen the Bee Gee's? I heard they were all the hip rave when you were a youngster! Dammit boy you are old. Glad I am not going to get that old, gonna skip that whole 30something business!

I'm moving from 29 to 90. That's right, I'm gonna be the youngest-looking old man in the rest home, pooping myself and letting somebody else clean it up. Disgusting you say? Hell, it's my choice, I'm NINETY for God's Sake! Ya Damned Whippersnappers!

Interesting member fact?
Hangs left.

28 years old...
5'11" (if I'm not slouching...)

But, aren't there more interesting member facts that we all could post here?

- Number of prison yard tattoos...
- Birthmarks that look like stuff...
- Extra limbs or fingers...
- &c...

I was wondering when someone was going to capitalize on that pun-itchin'-to-happen.

Me 2.

Height 6 feet.
Age 27
Jack is a 15 year old girl with a "great personality", so she might be the youngest.

5' 5" Whew!

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I'm guessing LL is the tallest. I'm 6'2", and from the pictures I saw, I'd say he's taller.

6'-2"

Me and Cros are the Mayor's really big, absinthe drinking garden gnomes.

jesus, you're 6'2" and the mayor's 6'3".

between your shirts and louchie's whole body - that's a WHOLE lotta ugly.

Cool! three big dudes 'working the door' at LF'04!

"What's the password, BEEEE-OTCH?!?!?"

But the sheepprofessor is 6'3" too. What a large crowd.
My guess for shortest member?
Jack.
How 'bout it baby? How tall ARE you?

I'm 6'3", which, I would guess, puts me in the running for tallest.

Youngest is easy: Lambchop is only 7 3/4. She'll finally turn 8 on February 29, 2004.

I'm gonna be a big girl.

32 years old.

5'7".

Hangs left.

5'9" bout as big around as i am tall. when the mayor and i stand next to each other, think of the number ten.

almost 30.

hangs left.

pisces

my favorite color is black(yes you smarties, I know black is not a color. fuck you)

turn ons - chicks with catholic school uniforms and booze

turn offs - not much.

Ha!

Being tall, and wearing a shirt with flying fish all over it, is like pissing on your neighbors lawn. It feels great, and shocks the hell out of the neighbors.

The funny thing is, I usually only wear them on Fridays, or weekends & special occaisons. (you don't want to know about the funeral home incident in '82)
My average attire would be called as "aging gothic", since I work in a creative field I get to do pretty much as I want. (long hair, black clothes, ugly shirts, and italian letter openers on my desk)
Sometimes you get lucky.

And sometimes ya pay for it.

It all seems to balance out somewhere.

31 years old

5'10"


I've heard Fluffy G is a tall mutha fucka.

I also tend to hang to the left on most days.