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Butt does it louche?

And is it chewy enough to put a chaw between your cheek and gum?

And, most importantly, is it burnt™?

It's Ted's. Of course it's burnt™ And don't ash why.

Woodn't think of it.

See what I meant? you're just a bunch of pompous cunts! and I love cunts!

Alcohol, nicotine, cunt. Addictions anyone?

I can do without the nicotine.

I never leave home without any of the three.

All three for me, thank you, I want all the vices!

Is cunt some type of code name for Ned?

Cheney's all yours, buddy!

Just watch out when he's got the shotgun.

That is an insult to cunts everywhere.

You are truly a friend to the punani.
You are forever standing up for her.

Ha! Truely a unidirectional admiration society.

I'm sure the situation is labile.

I've given up trying to bring it under control.

Congratulations. You are one step closer to enlightenment.

Who the fuck is Dubbel Peeps?

Some sweet brown female?

I just tried an HG liquor made with distilled Red Man soaked in Grape Spirits. Mmmmm!

Somebody distilled RedMan?

Grate, one rapper down...

I am curious about how this stuff is really made.

Jack's recipe is probably pretty damn close.

Fuck, we agree about something.

Anyone ordering this xit better hope they don't receive "racking bottoms" as was explained by Neddy as the reason for my chunky Jade.

Brings to mind taking a hit from that coke can you thought was yours during the wee hours of a party, only to find yourself swigging expectorated tobacco and ciggy butts.

You ordered Jade and you got Jack? Freaky.

Ooo, chunks! Does he charge extra for those?

They must be what the seamonkeys leave behind, which accounts for the funk.

I ordered Jack and I got a shoehorn and a stick of butter.

You shouldn't need either.

I want one tshirt!

Was anything done to rectify this problem? If this was a mistake in production, I would hope that the Jade folks would do something to make it right (i.e. send you a bottle without the chunks). Keep us posted on this.

"We've made changes since then to eliminate
any racking bottoms from inadvertently being bottled, and I was
concerned for a moment that the bottling manager did something wrong."

Ned did offer me a replacement Jade of choice.

>Brings to mind taking a hit from that coke can you thought was yours during the wee hours of a party, only to find yourself swigging expectorated tobacco and ciggy butts.

"racking bottoms" - are you talking about an experience with the perique or a jade absinthe?

I got my Perique today. At first sniff and swig, I gotta say it's pretty good. Tonight I'll give it a real test-drive.

The "racking bottoms" experience was during JackFest™, at The Cuff...

"nasty chunkified Jade Eddie"

Looks like a grasshopper, butt even heavier on the creme de menthe.

How about this one:

I definitely have to go and buy some tshirts from that website!

And that page is worth the visit.

That one is for AB :


And that one for me :

Click here to read

I missed that one.

Still waiting on that, BTW... though Ned sed it would be taken care of "next week".

That would mean "by 2010" in Ted speak.

That's when his La Fée clone should hit the market.

Bohemian?

Industrial.