Full Version: New in this part of town
She looks nervous.
Yep, that's me. I sure have legacy to be proud of, don't I?
Yup, but it always seems hotter where ever you are. 
Man, the emoticons are MUCH more fun here!
Man, the emoticons are MUCH more fun here!
I hope you taste in absinthe isnt as bad as your taste in women.
Hisssssst
...at least I can pick a good absinthe.
Trouble in Fool's Paradise?
First you get the absinthe and then you get the women.
The foolish part is believing in paradise.
Or letting your girl hang out with Abby in Vegas.
Even Dinky's not that stupid.
Don't sell me short here. I'm pretty stupid.
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