I know a few of you already from other forums, some better than others. For everyone else, I'm a musician, college dropout, and absinthe drinker. In college I was a music major and my major instrument was bass. I used to work in restaurant management but now I'm a bum. Hello to everyone.

Welcome and good luck.

Restaurant manager turned bum, why does that sound familiar?

A talented musician at that.

A good signature too.

Thanks, y'all.

We're going to have to do something about your hair...

Wasn't there an admin announcement about that?

Oh, and glad to see you here Peridot.

Hey There!

Glad you made it to the misfit side of town.

What's up freak!

Welcome in the uncensored part of the world!

Hey there, P! Alyssa there. Just Another Girl here.

Have a nice day.

Is it just me or are they everywhere???

That looks even better than my already-gorgeous avatar.

Sea Monkey.

That's a keeper! You should use it.

Just Another Ape:

Where's Rimbo??? These apes need pipes!

I may. It has great ambience.

Ambience and seamonkeyness!

Oh my gawd, that is so funny Diet Coke just came out of my nose.

I guess I am Just Another Ape.

P. I like you better as an ape than a klingon.

Comrade Ape Puller:

i'm in ur bottle, swimmin in ur jade

Filterated Czeckerland Xit King of the Sea Monkeys™:

Jack Be a dangerous photochopper.

I'm thinkin' of putting together a collection of my many photochops in a book...Mebbe Oxy can sell it at one of his sites?

How come you didn't photochop it?

I'd buy one, how much you want?

I'd hafta think about it...too bad I didn't keep notes throughout this hole thing...

I also xit canned a lot of files, recently...

Peridot, we meet again.

Hey Paridot.

{skeeters back under the rug}

Hey, mang. Where's your avatar?

Deid.

Um, no.

Ok Avatar restored,and it is just about how I feel right now.

Had a first molar excavated today. Normally it would have been an extraction, but this one didn't want to leave. The dentist ended up having to get an assistance to help remove it.

Percocet is not doing the job it is supposed to so I think I need a booster.

Ack! Dental surgery is no joke. Hope you feel better.

Thanks. I grind my teeth when I sleep. Not particularly good for teeth. This is the first one that they can not crown to fix, so I'll probably get an implant once it heals.

I hate losing a tooth, I guess it's boiled possum instead of roasted possum for dinner.

When did they get dental surgeons down south?

1996, about a week and a half after we got shoes.

Hey, we have had dentist for many years. We even invented the tooth brush. It is obvious, otherwise it would have been a teeth brush.

Well I'll be a Monkey's uncle.


I thought
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Uncle Bob?

I stand corrected.

Maybe they just didn't make it to where I lived until then.

I got my first tooth brush three years before that from a travellin' salesman who was also sellin' cure-all medicines. Right nice feller, I must say.

Medicines like this?

Or this?

Which of you dealt with the border patrol?

Oh shit. I misread the second one when I bought it.

Sweet Spirits of Nitre.


Where have I seen that before?