There is no clear-cut winner.
Winston should be nominated for a lifetime achievement award.
Full Version: Absinthe Fucktard Hall of Fame(Shame)
. . . living in his parents basement. . .
I joined his dumbass absinthe forum on MySpace briefly. He told me not to post anything negative about Absinth24.net there.
Who says stupid shit like that?
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Being different and new is truly my forte. I am an exceptional person...
Who says stupid shit like that?
...™
One or two, perhaps.
Good enough for what?
Definitely not smart enough to wipe his own ass.
And the only people who like him don't really know anything about him or are just like him.
Definitely not smart enough to wipe his own ass.
And the only people who like him don't really know anything about him or are just like him.
HA!
Check this one out. One of the guests on his blog posted this...
Check this one out. One of the guests on his blog posted this...
What makes that even more funny is that checking out levels claimed by the manufacturer themselves contradicts both of his claims of ultimate Filterated Czeckerland Xit high knowledge.
http://www.thujone.info/images/Claimed_Thujone_Levels_I.png
Check the very first brand in the list, column B for claimed t-bone level.
http://www.thujone.info/images/Claimed_Thujone_Levels_I.png
Check the very first brand in the list, column B for claimed t-bone level.
Who the fuck are you and what have you done to hartsmar?
QUOTE(peridot @ Jan 15 2007, 12:03 AM) 
Who says stupid shit like that?
the same person who says "...with enormous personal motivation to prevail in the art world, working feverishly to produce works with rich exploration of materials. I have a plethora of energy and have an endless idea bank filled with theater imagery and inventive reality. each piece of art created is not only a painting, sculpture, or multimedia; it is truly a fragment of me."
FUCK! I wish I was that awesome.
You're much awesomer, and I didn't know Oscar was in Dragonfire!
This is starting to look like a conspiracy.
His hero is Ted. I gotta take a shit.
It just seems to me that Z is going, "I dare ATF to fuck with me! I fucking dare them!"
"Fine handmade absinthe from Portland, Oregon now available. Of course, you definitely wiill not ever want to drink it ..."
That's prolly the most factual statement on his page.
That's prolly the most factual statement on his page.
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Debunking myths and researching the historical and modern production and consumption of real absinthe. There's no shortage of idiots and charlatans-- just not sure which camp I'm in...
Ooooh! I know I know!
There's always the guy who pushes this stuff.
QUOTE(A.B. Normal @ Jan 15 2007, 12:43 PM)
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Debunking myths and researching the historical and modern production and consumption of real absinthe. There's no shortage of idiots and charlatans-- just not sure which camp I'm in...
Ooooh! I know I know!
Z looks like foamy shit spewing from a sewage pipe.
The core members of that MySpace cummunity think that if they've ever had a glass of Trul they can make great absinthe. They make sure to tell everyone who will listen what they're doing and then tell them to do it, too. Because it's easy. All you have to do is toss a bunch of fresh wormwood and some brandy in a still with whatever other herbs you like and, magically, you'll get absinthe.
The core members of that MySpace cummunity think that if they've ever had a glass of Trul they can make great absinthe. They make sure to tell everyone who will listen what they're doing and then tell them to do it, too. Because it's easy. All you have to do is toss a bunch of fresh wormwood and some brandy in a still with whatever other herbs you like and, magically, you'll get absinthe.
And that's wrong?
Since when?
Since when?
Trollin' for 'tards
has always been
a no-gainer.
has always been
a no-gainer.
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jan 15 2007, 07:53 AM)
Favourite quote:
"Being different and new is truly my forte."
I'm sure that's why he's got a cheeshy me-too Matrix rip-off dripping the word absinthe from the screen.
QUOTE(peridot @ Jan 15 2007, 08:19 AM)
Good enough for what?
Definitely not smart enough to wipe his own ass.
And the only people who like him [ ... ] are just like him.
Surely that can't be true -- after all, he's "different".
...™
That is truly scary.
How do you do that? I wish I could do stuff like that.
I only have photo shop "elements" but I'm pretty sure if I had NASA's computer, I still wouldn't be able to make the stuff you make.
QUOTE(peridot @ Jan 15 2007, 07:43 PM)
Z looks like foamy shit spewing from a sewage pipe.
The core members of that MySpace cummunity think that if they've ever had a glass of Trul they can make great absinthe. They make sure to tell everyone who will listen what they're doing and then tell them to do it, too. Because it's easy. All you have to do is toss a bunch of fresh wormwood and some brandy in a still with whatever other herbs you like and, magically, you'll get absinthe.
Sounds ok but you need to add anus and fungal.
http://www.myspace.com/absinthea13
Yes of course...
Very happy to meet you, friends of "Green Fairy" are my friends !...
Very nice page ! I collect also all on the wormwood...
Good evening and see you soon...
Well I was gonna like collect all my wormwood, but it's like below zero here in cheese head land.
fuck me
QUOTE(justabob @ Jan 16 2007, 11:51 PM)
Sounds ok but you need to add anus and fungal.
Where? I can see numerous places to put those words or variants and I expect every possibility would yield an equally accurate result.
The Enchanter from The Mists Of Afallanau, MISSOURI.
QUOTE(Crosby @ Jan 16 2007, 11:13 PM)
...I think I've found BlackJack.
I miss him, he was like really smart.
QUOTE(Kirk @ Jan 16 2007, 06:55 PM)
How do you do that? I wish I could do stuff like that.
With majik.
That's easy, looks just like me!
I halfta admit, it wasn't all that "hard" to do...
Butt, ever wonder what you'd look like as a lady?
You mean Kirk is my aunt Trudy?
That's funny onacuzza "The Countess" looks like one of my aunts....
Oh, and um - I don't see much resemblance to "Aunt Trudy"...
That sure looks like my half sister.
Or is that me Grammy?
Or is that me Grammy?
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