I looked around a bit and didn't see anyplace specific to do this, so I thought I'd introduce myself here. I've been an absinthe drinker for a couple of years now, exclusively LdF stuff for the past 18 months.

I'm a member of the "other two" forums on the web, and I'd finally heard enough about this place that I thought joining was the only thing left to do. So, here I am, let's have some fun, shall we?

Howdy.

OK, but I'll never remember that handle.

Welcome.

Thank you all. By the way, that's what happens when people come up with their handle when they're, um, oh yea, I remember, drunk!

Kindly feel free to ignore it, or me I suppose, as the need warrants.

Send me a PM if you decide you want to change it.

Koayfg, even the initials don't work.

Greetings.

Howdy, fucker.

Spirits is not spelled allyoufuckers.

Drunks are not allowed here.

What did you hear about this place?

Apparently, he heard that drunks are allowed here.

Guess that explain's how I got in.

Mebbe I should start drinking.

I don't know how I got here.
I just woke up one afternoon and here I was... has anyone seen my left shoe?

No doubt stolen by the same
gremlins that stole my pants.

Did I hurt any body?

...my ass kinda hurts.

Here, and Here?

Why, yes, those are them!

I especially liked the bowel cleansing FAQ, I recommend it to everyone.

We used to have a FAQ, butt the ex-mayor used it to cleanse his bowl.

Well, and just like that, there goes my bad boy persona!

Wait a minute... you're male? Shit, I thought we'd managed to attract another girlie into this dusty lounge.

Oh, it's you - welcome anyway, it's not as bad as you've heard --

well maybe . . .

I swear, I really thought I saw that.

Suxx to be this old.

That's the way I first read it.

Makes more sense that way.

Makes less scents to me.

Who the fuck is Dweeble?

Oh, come on. It doesn't rhyme! Hey, who's the chick? She's kinda hot.