By wishing him a happy birthday.

And welcoming him to the forum!

Better make it two threads then.

Who the fuck is Douche Diver?

Your rump ranger, stranger.

I'd wish you a happy belated one,
but it doesn't look like that's much
of an option with that nasty bite.

But, ya know, anyway.

Here's to a river of absinthe for the Liver!

Oh!, I'd like that.

The only lounge centurion.
Hooray.

Yer 1/2 right.

Hey oldtimer,
I owe you some xit.

I've certainly given
you enough.

Happy belated though you may still be celebrating (or suffering the results). Hope you survive that spider bite.

As of today:
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Jesus H. Christ! I hate spiders! I'm terrified of the fuckers and that pic gave me the heebie-jeebies.

Red arm hair?

It appears to be smiling, at least.

Well before that it looked like someone I know.

Happy b-day, and have ya thought about pouring yer absinthe ON the spider bite?

Have I thought I don't
have any absinthe?

Ruby say's she could have done worse....