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TheGreenOne
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-- A high school lunch period was disrupted Monday by a greased, naked student who ran around screaming and flailing his arms until police twice used a stun gun on him, authorities said.

Taylor Killian, 18, had rubbed his body with grapeseed oil to keep from being caught, and got up after the first time he was shocked to continue running toward a group of frightened students huddled in a corner at Westerville North High School, Lt. Jeff Gaylor said.

"That prank went a little farther than he intended, I guess," Gaylor said.


Louched Liver
Shocking.
TheGreenOne
Stunning.
TheGreenOne
And the start of a trend.
Louched Liver
Slick, as well.
TheGreenOne
Grease is the word.
Louched Liver
It's got voltage
It's got feeling.
TheGreenOne
It gives me an idea for Olivia Neutron Bomb.
Louched Liver
Oh, c'mon,
let's get physical.
TheGreenOne
I only get metaphysical.
Louched Liver
I get mental.

Then physical.
TheGreenOne
How paradoxical.
louchefabrik
Um...I think they got this old country fair contest backassward.

You grease the PIGand let the KIDS try to catch IT!

Not grease the KID and let the "PIGS" catch HIM! basher.gif
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