QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 19 2003, 12:33 AM)
Returning to worst movies,most sequels are awful.And often the worst movies will
have the most sequels.Rocky,anyone?
have the most sequels.Rocky,anyone?
Police Academy?
Full Version: The worst movie ever
Police Academy?
QUOTE(lambchop @ Dec 15 2003, 05:43 PM)
How about girls who taste bad?
I do have that little whiskey/cigarette thing going on.
I do have that little whiskey/cigarette thing going on.
Whisky: *good* (preferrably The Balvenie aged in Sherry casks, at least in this context)
Cigarettes: bad.
Of course, the mixture of the two might taste like Laphroaig (yum!) -- are your cigarettes peaty?
QUOTE(sheepprofessor @ Dec 15 2003, 09:57 PM)
'Dancer in the Dark' was so bad that it made me angry.
In fact, it's making me angry now, just thinking about it.
In fact, it's making me angry now, just thinking about it.
Your appraisal of the movie (or lack thereof) is making *me* angry just now.
"Dancer in the Dark" == GOOD. Not as good as Breaking the Waves, though.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 16 2003, 03:33 PM)
i am probably the only person who loved dancer in the dark and romeo and juliet.
Nope.
But then, I'm sure that you won't feel comfortable being lumped into one category with *me*.
QUOTE(lysistrata @ Dec 17 2003, 03:12 PM)
When talking about worst movies, how can we forget Moulin Rouge? That film must have increased aspirin sales tenfold! 
You bet. It felt like being forced to watch MTV for hours at an end with the head strapped into a frame.
i hate being lumped into ANY category, barring sexiest muthafuckas on earth.
oh, and you are correct....Breaking the Waves was better than Dancer in the Dark and most other movies.
oh, and you are correct....Breaking the Waves was better than Dancer in the Dark and most other movies.
QUOTE(Celticgent @ Dec 19 2003, 07:19 AM)
i hate being lumped into ANY category...
That's so typical of guys like you.
GertzPolice Academy-Worst comedies?
Rocky-Worst "dramas."
The worst movie I have ever seen-The Incredible Melting Man( Mid-70's).An astronaut is irradiated in space and loses all his skin.
He is hospitalised,decides he has to get a glimpse of himself,and removes his bandages. He is so traumatized by the sight he escapes from the hospital and goes on a rampage through the city.
During his stroll ,he begins to melt.Pus,blood and bodily tissue are left in his wake. The best scene is the one in which an ear is scraped off on a bush.(Lingering close-up of ear.)
That's it.Watching a man "melt" for 1 1/2 hours.It looks like pizza sauce and lots of cheese were dumped over the actor and just slowly runs off.
I saw this one with my dad when I was 13.Nauseating family fun.
Gertz-Apologies.The skull emoticon in no way refers to you.I just hit the
wrong key at the wrong time.
wrong key at the wrong time.
One film stands alone: BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL. Bad by every conceivable standard of measurement.
Naturally, it's available on eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=41641
Naturally, it's available on eBay.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...&category=41641
QUOTE(Felis Catus @ Dec 19 2003, 03:47 PM)
Gertz-Apologies.The skull emoticon in no way refers to you.I just hit the
wrong key at the wrong time.
wrong key at the wrong time.
No offence taken.
And here I thought she was wanting to hive him some skull.
DG
DG
Pink Flamingos. I almost left the theatre during that one; it was THAT terrible.
Both Charlies Angels movies were pretty awful, too.
Gremlins was dumb when I watched it as an adult; I can't figure out what I saw in that film when I was young... cute mogwai I guess...
Hellraiser 3: a cenobyte that shoots CD's at his enemies = DUMB!
Both Charlies Angels movies were pretty awful, too.
Gremlins was dumb when I watched it as an adult; I can't figure out what I saw in that film when I was young... cute mogwai I guess...
Hellraiser 3: a cenobyte that shoots CD's at his enemies = DUMB!
Pink Flamingos was supposed to be terrible.John Waters aims for "terrible" in his films.Repulsive and tacky are high on his list,also.This is the "so bad,it's good" school of film making,but in John Water's case it's intentional. 
The League of Extrordinary Gentlemen SUCKED! Everything about that movie blew. That one is going right up there in the most hated category.
Pink Flamingos was awesome. His worst was Mondo Trasho. Just floundering and waaaay too long, except for the nice shrimping scenes.
I have'nt yet seen Pink Flamingos.Was'nt that the one released in Smell O Vision?
If so,I think I would be missing much of the meaning of the film without those scratch and sniff cards.
If so,I think I would be missing much of the meaning of the film without those scratch and sniff cards.
That was Polyester.
And I still have 3 or 4 of those cards
up in the Alien Attic somewhere.
And I still have 3 or 4 of those cards
up in the Alien Attic somewhere.
john waters rules.
waters makes you wet.
QUOTE(Porkio @ Dec 22 2003, 07:05 PM)
... except for the nice shrimping scenes.
???
I never saw it, but that sounds nasty.
ditto
I tried to watch terminator 3 this weekend. 
T3 was so bad .... bad plot, too many holes, lame jokes that tried WAY too hard. All in all, it was the most dissapointing finale to a series I can recall. Hell, even Jason X was better than T3.
DG
DG
I'd have to agree. As much as I enjoyed the first two Terminator movies, the third was a complete waste of time. Even its attempts at self-parody were flaccid.
By the time the producers go for number three,they have money on their minds to a greater extent than usual.Who cares about the story?If people saw the first two or three,etc,they'll see the rest of the mess.
The Star Trek series seems to be(except for William Shatner's directorial contribution)an exception,and The Lord of the Rings seems to have bypassed sequel Hell.
Each of these movies was meant to work on it's own,not just be part ll,etc.
Most sequels,though, are a waste of time and money.
The Star Trek series seems to be(except for William Shatner's directorial contribution)an exception,and The Lord of the Rings seems to have bypassed sequel Hell.
Each of these movies was meant to work on it's own,not just be part ll,etc.
Most sequels,though, are a waste of time and money.
Like here.
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